funniest memory while stoned

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  1. J0RD4NM4TTH3W

    J0RD4NM4TTH3W Member

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    whats your funniest memory while stoned?

    my funniest is the first time i smoked ever, i was already on x and i was smoking out of a bong, and the sound [like that bubbly noise], made me laugh into the bong and the weed blew out of the bowl and got onto my pants and they caught on fire
     
  2. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I guess that could be a pretty humorous situation.
     
  3. WanderingSoul

    WanderingSoul Free

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    I can hardly remember the times I was really stoned.
     
  4. PsychadellicSinatra

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    There are so many funny memories from smoking up but there's one that my friends and I talk about all the time. My one friend lives kinda out in nowhere & we had a bonfire & shit & smoking & drinking & decided to go 2 taco bell or whatever. So we pulled into the driveway and we weren't done smoking so we finished in the car. Well I was in the backseat & the car is a camero, so its a 2 door, well all of a sudden I need to puke (to much 2 drink I guess) and I can't talk b/c I'm like coughing so hard from a hit so I just started smacking the passanger's seat in front of me like a spaz & my buddy was like WTF are you doing? what's wrong? & my friend in the driver's seat just as casually as can be was like 'oh, i think he needs to get out' & so my friend gets out & before he can even move the seat forward I just slammed the seat forward & jumped out & puked on the driveway. Mind u this whole event took about all of 5 seconds. So I'm kneeling on the ground & I then lay down on the driveway (which isnt paved) & my friends go 'um, u alright?" & i was just like yeah, im good right here, it's nice.' & i totally fell asleep on the driveway for like an hour before I woke up & went in the house & my friends were just sitting there watching tv & they were like oh good, you woke up. So then I sat on the couch & passed out (sitting up) & woke up the next morning w/ the waste basket on my lap and my friends dad cooking breakfast in the kitchen.
     
  5. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    HAHA wtf?! ^
     
  6. TributetoME

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    LMAO HAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
     
  7. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Oh the effects of alcohol and marijuana

    I gotta say though my most awesome and funniest memories are drunk ones, not stoned ones.
     
  8. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    I LOL'ed.. Sleeping on the highway wdf.
     
  9. Stoned Philosopher

    Stoned Philosopher Member

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    blowing into a bong isnt funny jord4n... lol, i just get angry with noobs who pull that shit
     
  10. seizedbyanger

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    i wouldn't say its funny.. just stupid lol.

    this one time me and my friends were walking in this field i guess? and we saw this bunny across the field.. so we did our best to run to it lol and we were like wtf this bunny keeps getting bigger! it was a bush, lol.
     
  11. nickers224

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    mt. st. J0RD4NM4TTH3W
     
  12. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    I was at my buddies place back when I was in college and we were on his campus and had a giant block of ice left over from an ice luge. Well we rolled a blunt smoked it and decided to go drop said ice block from a 3 story pedestrian bridge, dont worry below the bridge is an alley way that never gets walked in its just where the foundation of the back wall of a building was. We wrapped the block up into a towel and carried it for about 5 min to the bridge. We all got crowded around the edge and perched the block on the railing and got ready to drop it. We let out a nice loud countdown and let the ice fall and it smashed into tons of tiny pieces in a loud thud, and ice shrapnel went flying everywheres at the sight of impact. As we were all cheering we heard and older mans voice go "Wow that was pretty fucking spectacular." We turned around and to our surprise in our intense focus on getting the freezing block of ice to the bridge we had been joined by my friends Philosophy professor. It was hilarious. Then he told us we should probably get going just incase since we were rather loud.
     
  13. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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    hahaha I lmaod at the OP

    one time me and some friends were chillin in a friends care smoking it out, and a friend opened the run roof and it had snowed the night before so a pile of snow fell into the car. i laughed so hard omg >_<
     
  14. Captain Cannabis

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    If you remember the funniest moment you were stoned you weren't high enough.
     
  15. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    My friend did that same exact thing back when I was 17 or 18. And it was my dads car that was pretty new at the time and the snow fell all over the nice leather seats. It wasn't funny from my perspective at the time. But now that I look back at it, it is. But we were dead sober so there was no excuse.
     

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