Functioning in Society

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Stella_Drives, Aug 18, 2006.

  1. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Some of my friends are absolutely unable to act normally in public when they are really high. They are barely coherent. I take pride the fact that I can act completely normal and sober on the outside while being baked to my core on the inside. I still love being blazed with my friends and just going off on tangents and all that fun stuff but in public, I always, always hide that and no one, not even my girlfriend or closest friends can tell if I'm high. It makes me feel like fucking James Bond being able to hide my little secret from everyone else

    Anyone else feel like they are in super-stealth mode when people can't tell if your high or not?
     
  2. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    When I'm high in public, I can't hide it for shit. My eyes are fucking stoned shut and I am grinning from ear to ear. It's completely obvious to anyone who knows anything at all.
     
  3. VileKyle

    VileKyle Member

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    I get the grin going, and sometimes I forget that Im in public. Other than that I can act pretty good when I have to.
     
  4. WayfaringStranger

    WayfaringStranger Corporate Slave #34

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    i had friends like that who would get me into all types of sketchy situations. good luck with that one.
     
  5. WDYKAM

    WDYKAM Member

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    I am just like that. What you said about being baked to the core on the inside. I can also talk to people on the phone and they never realize I'm high. One time I went to a party with 50 people there and I blazed 3 bowls of killer shit that was so full of crystals it sparkled and I just put some clear eyes in and nobody noticed except for occasionally I would start laughing hysterically. The only problem I usually have is like you guys said the grin. I'm not always grinning but if something happens where I would normally grin my grin is about 1,000 times bigger and longer than normally.
     
  6. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Yes. The grin is soooooo hard to disguise. I remember the first time I met my girlfriends parents, I flashed the HUGE STONER grin when I met them and quickly realized what I was doing and held in all giggles and smiles for the rest of the night so they wouldn't know I was high. I still don't think I smoke because the other night at dinner they praised the fact that I wasn't a pot head... little do they know.. :)
     
  7. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    i dontsee any point in a general situation, but getting into bars or talking to cops or anything like that... then the bakedness recedes to the inside. but normally is good to let it pop out and hang around as long as its on a leash
     
  8. tculi

    tculi Senior Member

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    im usually pretty good at holding my highness in in public. except one time i went to a chinese restaurant and the cashier had a really strong accent and she asked me if i wanted steamed or fried rice, but i didnt understand her and i just burst out laughing right in her face. and i laughed so hard i was crying. luckily she was laughing and cool and she asked me if we had dank or mids.
     
  9. PlaceboAddikt

    PlaceboAddikt Paranoia!

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    Can't hide it. I try so hard, it's obvious i'm trying to be normal, lol. My eyes never get red though, and i keep my eyes under control most of the time.

    Once me and this kid went to McDonald's whilst high and i got this idea in my head that *no one* would know i was stoned if i just pretended not to be. That was a good idea. But, i happened to forget that people who are not stoned do not stare at Ronald McDonald and giggle at it.
     
  10. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    all through middle school and most of high school i was fucken baked in class every day. i have been hella high in front of cops and shit and nobody can really tell the difference with me. but sometimes i'll slip up and like give the cashier the wrong amount of money when im paying for somethng or shit like that.
     
  11. WDYKAM

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    Chinese restaurants are crazy blazed. There is a buffet around here that we always hit up with the munchies and they have this absolutely crazy asian music playing all the time and it trips you out so hard if you listen to it so everytime we take someone there that's never been there we sit down and they just stare at their empty plate. So I look at my best friend and say, "Oh shit man, we forgot to tell him to never listen to the music" lol. Good times. There's also a waitress there that talks extremely quiet and has an accent and the first time we went there I had no idea what she said to me so I just nodded my head and she stood there staring at me for a while. I later realized she was just asking me if I wanted a refill.
     
  12. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    Hide it? Fuck no. I usually chill in my room and blaze and stay sober outside, even then people think im always fucked when im not..i dont get it.
     
  13. enlightened

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    I can act completely straight it I want to: it's kind of a gift. I always used to walk right home after blazin for hours and my parents (stoners themselves) couldn't never tell. But when I straighten myself out in public or anywhere else for that matter, I find that my buzz kind of gets killed after doing so.
    The only problems I've ever had in public were always at the cash register. My first time stoned in Wawa (It's the BEST convenience store in the NE, if you don't know what they are, you've never been happy) was one of my favorite memories. I walked in and of course went to the candy aisle and just smiled to myself for a good 5 minutes. That wasn't too bad but when I went to the register with a hand full of candy, I just laughed and couldn't stop. I don't really know why i typed that all out, and I know theres a lot of run-ons just like this one, sorry :D
    After not smoking for my drug test for a while I just smoked a bit of res from my bowl so i got one of those little my-mind-keeps-thinking buzzes and I just wind up typing a lot more then I meant to. I am still missing that sweet green so some of you should take a puff for me.
     
  14. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

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    it depends, but i'd say 80% of the time people dont know im high (unless they just assume it because im a pothead lol). i do get the ol' grins once in a while, and sometimes i make way too much conversation... like at a fast food place ill tell some stupid story lol. but usually not too bad.
     
  15. jean_genie

    jean_genie psychedelic saturday

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    hmm i try to maintain and keep cool, which i can if its really important like cops or something, that comes natural in a way but otherwise im a giggling smiling wreck lol. me and my friend were downstairs in my house the other night and we were being loud or whatever and my mum comes downstairs to tell us to shut the fuck up and i couldnt stop laughing the whole time ^^
     
  16. borat

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    if i can hide it then i'm not blazed enough. it's that simple
     
  17. marissa

    marissa Member

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    My eyes don't get red, but more droopy maybe. And I smile. A lot. But usually in public I'm pretty good about looking sober. Especially if I need to look like it for cops/parents, I actually feel less high even if I just smoked. Works well.
     
  18. OstrOsized

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    I can easily act sober if I need too. The thing that gets me bad is my eyes get really red most of the time. I think it's because I have contact lenses. I have some Visine that worked pretty good on clearing it up...But for some reason lately it doesn't work :(.
     
  19. tculi

    tculi Senior Member

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    hahahahaha yea man they play some crazy trippy music
     

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