Make up your own laws and post them here Post the law title and then the description... I will start Lights Out ... No one is allowed to turn on a light till they have a reason to do so. Example: If ya trip over someones blanket in the corridor which flings you 3 ft in the air then you have permission to turn one on!
The fish and chips edict It shall be unlawful to walk along the sea front eating anything other than fish & chips
Twice each day a buzzer shall go off indicating a 10 minute period of anarchy, where people will be slayn mercillessly in the street, robbed. 1 minute before a short blast from the horn indicteds a warning so that you can prepare since you will not know what time it will be.
Edict # 420. $1000 fine to be issued to any human that passes gas other than at the appointed time. Time to be set locally, not nationally as politicians may pass gas at any time as they have always done. Consult your local chamber of commerce as to times allowed in your city. Sensors to be installed in ALL homes to detect sneakers.
public financing law it is unlawful for anyone seeking office to accept private financing, or to use their own money to finance their campaigns. they are only allowed to use the money provided in a public financing fund to fund their campaigns. and corporations are no longer ppl. DONT YA WISH THAT WAS REALLY A LAW.. be a lot less douchebags in office i think
The Porridge Edict No parent shall be permitted to serve a bowl of porridge to their child unless they shall first have consumed a bowl containing at least twice the quantity of porridge from the same pan
The Gappy Grin Edict It shall,from this day,pass into common law,that any person of any gender,whether male,female,unsure,unlisted or any other version of hominid,shall be required to have a minimum of 12 teeth,before grinning in a public place is allowed. The fine shall be payable in doughnuts,with the option being given to the courts to opt for a flogging.
I Need Coffee Statute Perky people are hereby banned from being employed at any coffee dispensary before 10AM. Employees are limited to no more than 4 word sentences unless asked a question that requires a longer explanation.
The law of diminishing laws. No new law shall be allowed to become law unless there shall first have been an old law on the same subject as the new law which the new law abrogates or modifies in some way such that at the end of the process of passing the new law there shall be less law in total than there was before the new law was introduced.
Ah,yes...SEEMS sensible at first and primary read-through,my dear lady. BUT...[there's always a 'but'].... Initial law of primary status must first be ratified by the monarch,as courts are primarily to ensure those who transgress intentionally with regard to standing laws are suitably and properly punished. Those standing laws are the initial orders established by a monarch,or in later times,parliament of pervious times,or such laws as have been built by parliaments and then decreed by the monarch of the day....thus,your ideas of diminishing the numbers of laws can be ratified and therefore established into legislative status by an elected parliament in these times,thus just ONE law is required....that law being,anyone judged to be breaking 'the law' as passed by parliament,shall be forced to scrub BeachBall's tatty-but-massive corduroy knickers until judged by an elected independent representative of both monarch & parliament combined,to be as clean as can possibly be achieved,without the wire stitching in the gussets being broken. The law in question will be 'The Law'-and BeachBum shall be elected Prime Considerer...this,shall ensure ANYONE deemed to be breaking 'The Law' shall be questioned so any non-compliance can be judged and punished-if required-accordingly. This also means that the single law,which will encompass ALL laws of ANY kind presently of legal strength or status,will be included and absorbed into the new,single uni-law. Oh-and tea breaks during consideration of purported transgressions of the uni-law will be adjudged as 'thinking time',NOT 'tea-breaks' per se. Thus,the wonderous BeachBum can and WILL transform,single-handedly with lots of assistance,the 'many laws' system into a 'uni-law' system.
the sanctity of strangeness. any intentional defamation of strangeness or oddity shall be punished by a heavy fine, AND community service.
Flowers for prostitutes If a man solicits a prostitute for sex or goes on a date with a woman with the intention of sleeping with her, he must present them with a bouquet of flowers.
"Me First"" [law regarding clear passage and unobstructed movement] A law shall this day pass into the constitution of this esteemed country,which will require ALL drivers to move aside,pull over,slow RIGHT down to a crawl-or if none of these is deemed safe at the time,drive into the nearest ditch,leaving clear unubstructed road and a clear passage to the front for Lord Puggybear. Once there,NONE shall be allowed to tailgate,follow closely,nor crowd upon his eminence. Punishment - slow death by wasp-stings!
Politicians of all parties - should be paid the National Minimum wage - after all, they are elected not for self worth but for to do service for and to the people
If you want your prudish nudity laws that's fine but insert a clause that says I dont have to throw on clothes to walk to the mailbox and back.
All children of school age to do 10 hours of Voluntary / Community work each school year ..... hmm not so bad an idea IMO
Jam-filled doughnuts must come with a paper napkin to tuck in under your chin BEFORE you take that 'lethal' bite! Yeah...YOU know what I mean...THAT bite...