Fucking Fruit

It might

 

Listen here butt taster, this is a thread for complaining about fruit! Don't like it? Suck my plums!

I like oranges, it's my favorite colour, and I'm going to continue eating them. Yes, I can get those vitamins elsewhere, but I want to eat oranges. I know how to peel an orange, it's just these certain oranges from a certain store, they always peel like this. They didn't have oranges at this other place so I was forced to get them from where I got them.

 

I really reallly really hate when I go to open a banana and it smooshes the end because the peel wont split

 

This bit made me laugh

 

I had to learn how to eat a banana with a knife and fork once.

 

I know, I hate that too. Or when you're eating it and it breaks off in the middle and falls on the ground.

 

Thank you for posting a photo of your orange. I can now totally understand your frustration at the flesh coming off in little bits.

 

Zing!

 

it's fruit... stop proving darwin wrong!

 

judging by the title this thread should be in real kinky :2thumbsup:

 

Butt taster! What the hell does that mean? I taste butts?

You're the butt taster anyway, I thought you were complaining because your oranges didn't peel properly, but now you are saying it is because there are women's boobs inside the oranges you buy.

Well, I'd like to know where you buy your oranges because finding a tit inside an orange is much nicer than a load pips and some tangy juice.

And guess what buster, not ALL oranges are orange either. Some are RED! Like blood red oranges, the colour you are making my angry blood run right now.

Why don't you get a life, or a weird orangey shaped orangina bottle and stick up your lipoic acid deficient buttery anus.

 

:frown:

I realize it may seem that way, but really, you don't know these oranges.

 

Kiwis are hard too, you gotta peel them and slice them. All that work, it's really draining.

 

nah man. pomegranates are the worst to get into, but the best to eat. it takes me almost an hour to eat one alone. i usually end up giving half of it away because i get so frustrated.

 

Well, can you at least be thankful for the great orange spirit when you do get one that peels as easily as lint from porcelain? You ought to get some mandarin oranges. Those always peel real easily.

 

It means that you eat sphincters.

And anyways, I wasn't complaing about the tits. Trust me, if oranges can attached to breasts, I wouldn't be complaining.

I know of blood oranges, clementines, tangerines, etc. The thing is, I live in Canada and those things aren't alwats available. Don't blame me, blame Mexico.

 

banapples are the worst! I can't find them anywhere...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVrnkisMNQ0"]YouTube - CAT STEVENS - Banapple Gas (Live 1976)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XzLbGssArQ"]YouTube - Alexander Marcus - Papaya

 

i just don't understand why a thread about oranges was named after mcleod...

 

It took me 20 years for me to finally learn how to peel bananas properly. Why didn't anyone teach me how?!