Fucking Fruit

I keep getting these oranges where the skin is nearly impossible to peel off. It comes off in dime sized pieces, and when it does come off, it's stuck on so strong that it tears a big hunk of the flesh out with it. So I basically have to eat all these little orange hunks off the sides of coin sized orange peel.


Anyone else have any food stories that pissed them off? Or were funny?

 

Stop eating oranges then.

You can buy them ready peeled in plastic cartons nowadays anyway.

 

I hate them kinds of oranges, i swear to Allah thats the only kinda orange in iraq, id get so mad, orange oil be up under my nails and burns I just slice them, or toss them on the ground and stomp on them sometimes...

 

That sounds disgusting. What am I, a lazy fuck? I can't peel my own oranges? I have to buy some pre-peeled oranges probably sprayed with shit then peeled in mexico just because I'm too lazy to do it myself?

I know. I swear I was just about it whip it off my balcony onto the street. I was getting so pissed because it kept spraying in my face. I can't imagine how stressful peeling one in Iraq would be.

 

A fucking fruit looks like a flower.

 

You must have Florida oranges. California oranges are easier to peel, because they have thicker skin to protect them from colder nights.

 

My brother used to drop pieces of banana everywhere when he was a baby. I still remember finding rotted bananas on my prized possessions. I still cannot eat bananas.

 

I recommend drilling a hole in the fruit before you fuck it.


I hate eating oranges for that very reason. They are picked too soon and not ripe enough. I do love getting boxes of clementine oranges near Christmas. They are nice and easy to peel.

 

I love to buy nuts in the shells but hate that they fly all over the place when I crack the nuts open.

 

I prefer to fuck watermelons. They're a lot juicier and you don't have to peel them.

 

Way to shellac them.

 

cut the orange into quarters?

 

I like to eat fruit with my hands. I could cut them, but I really wouldn't feel as manly. I prefer to tear them apart.

 

That's the first time I've heard that said about fruit!

 

beastly :mickey:

 

What the fuck am I the man from Del Monte?

Why don't you try bananas instead? They are much easier to peel than oranges. Or apples and pears, they don't even need peeling.

 

Ha, well, it's true. I like to eat with my hands if I can. It's practical, saves on dishes, and in my opinion is the best way to eat. I love the satisfaction of ripping off the skin or tearing open a melon or breaking open a coconut. It just feels good.

 

Don't you think I've thought of that? I eat bananas every day, and plums, and grapefruits, which I love, and pears, and tangerines, etc.

It's just these fucking oranges that are so hard to peel, they make me so mad!

 

Is this going to turn into some manly type of thing?

Just wondering!

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Listen you ginger twat, I'm not going to take this shit from you. Either you learn how to peel an orange, or you stop eating them altogether and quit whining about them. THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER KINDS OF FRUIT WHERE YOU CAN DERIVE YOUR VITAMINS FROM, TANGERINES... LEMONS... LIMES.... GRAPEFUIT. THEY EVEN COME IN A VARIETY OF COLOURS SO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IS WHICH!