fucking cops

I was watching America's Dumbest Criminals and there was a story that was quite sick. A cop came on and he told this story.

"well, a woman called us and complained about a noise under her house, so we went and checked it out... ... Under the floorboards there was a 9 foot long snake!. So we tried to get it out, It wouldnt come out. I noticed the snake was very aggitated so i sprayed it with some pepper spray (WTF?) and then the snake got vicious so we went in there and i managed to shoot it in the head and kill it... My biggest regret was that no one had a camera, cause if we had a video of that we'd probably be rich men"


WTF?!?!
IS IT JUST ME OR IS THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT?

Poor snake

 

only in america...

 

I thought some cops were snakes... maybe they shot one of their own.

 

Every snake should be shot....

 

no man its piggies

 

poor snake

 

i know

 

cops are shooting others police officers.. pigs shootin pigs..what kinda cop killa are you..

 

I noticed the snake was very aggitated so i sprayed it with some pepper spray

I mean really.... WTF was that cop thinking?

 

one with an R at the end

 

He was TRYING to give Darwinism a little helping nudge.

 

maybe the cop knew that by spraying it with pepper spray then it would get agitated, so he could have some kinda sick excuse to kill it and boast about it.

 

i think so...
the cops were to scared to get it... when they first got there they called the fire dept. to come and get it out
asnd the firemen were trying (and probably making progress because well, firemen rule) and then the cop sprayed and shot the poor thing

 

Cops are just normal people with speical cars that have flashy lights and the carry batons and get to handcuff people. They are just like my Uncle John...but he's not a cop...

 

I don't see what the big deal is....

Sure, the cop's a dumbass. What's the point?

 

Snakes ain't no good for nuttin'.

 

they keep rodent populations down thus keeping you from dying of famine...

so unless you are volunteering to starve yourself to death that was a stupid comment.....

 

We have birds and cats and guns and junk to kill rats. I'd rather have rats that snakes, but rats ain't no good for nuttin' neether.

 

next time i see some fuzz im gonna hiss at him

 

It's like Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for trailer trash.

LOL!!!!