FUCK YOU, -God-

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by God, Jun 6, 2004.

  1. God

    God Member

    YOU IMPOSTER!! Quit harassing people! I am the one and only TRUE GOD!!! You are a fake. Perhaps you are Satan incarnate!
    GO TO HELL, -God-!!!
     
  2. Maverick

    Maverick Banned

    *punches God and -God-*
    Quick bickering before I call your mother.
     
  3. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    Yay! He comes to thwart the deciever lol. See -God-... This is an original idea... You are... well... not
     
  4. God

    God Member

    HAHA! I am proving that I am the real God, and that this -God- fuck is an imposter. No, I am not the same person as whoever -God- is. He is a faker, a tourist. You bitch, I need this, now get out!!
     
  5. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    god, whoever you are -

    Thou should not proclaim to be god if thou are not. In other words, kids don't try this at home.

    There is but one God. Posts after posts, I have proven myself to my children.

    There hath but one or two members who doubt my veracity.

    Now, you join this board, trying to trouble my herd of souls?

    My child, I know that your father used to rape you and that you had sex with the neighbor's cat but, I must ask you to stop this.

    You are breaking one of my commandments here.

    If thy stop now, I can remove the tumor I've just placed in your brain and put back the turnip that was there before.
     
  6. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

    It's Coming Home...it's Coming...Footballs Coming Home...


    :)
     
  7. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    THOU SHALL HAVE NO FALSE IDOLS


    and i do not need to proclaim myself as God or -God- in order to know my divinity
     
  8. phillyrp314

    phillyrp314 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Wow. At first this God thing seemed somewhat amusing. But I think people said the same thing about Menudo and pet rocks.
     
  9. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    people are really showing their unoriginality, eh?

    well less the original-GOD-
     
  10. Roachie

    Roachie Member

    I think -GOD- is the real shit!!! Cant u even see the way he speaks...

    I thing GOD...is the impostor....But that part about the cat....puh-leez, i mean why would u say that? CATS are COOL!

    Couldnt u say iguana or something like that?
     
  11. Sera Michele

    Sera Michele Senior Member

    Well, biblically speaking, one of these would be the real god, one would be satan. Since Satan is supposed to come to the earth and fool us into thinking he is god himself.

    Hmm...

    I wonder which is which? :confused:
     
  12. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    both of you are fakes. there is only one true god and that is SKIP!
     
  13. God

    God Member

    NO! YOU ARE WRONG! I AM GOD! YOU ARE NOT!


    (humorous sarcasm)
     
  14. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Kids -

    Listen to your heart...or ask a cardiologue to do it for lack of vocal cords.

    Thy will find out that I am doth God.

    I love thee with all my love.

    I love thee with all my soul.

    I love thee with all my penis.

    Now, make ammends for your past life - accept the light - but don't get too close if you don't have your uv cream on.
     
  15. Antimatter235

    Antimatter235 Member

    OMG this is sad
     

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