FUCK YOU, -God-

YOU IMPOSTER!! Quit harassing people! I am the one and only TRUE GOD!!! You are a fake. Perhaps you are Satan incarnate!
GO TO HELL, -God-!!!

 

*punches God and -God-*
Quick bickering before I call your mother.

 

Yay! He comes to thwart the deciever lol. See -God-... This is an original idea... You are... well... not

 

HAHA! I am proving that I am the real God, and that this -God- fuck is an imposter. No, I am not the same person as whoever -God- is. He is a faker, a tourist. You bitch, I need this, now get out!!

 

god, whoever you are -

Thou should not proclaim to be god if thou are not. In other words, kids don't try this at home.

There is but one God. Posts after posts, I have proven myself to my children.

There hath but one or two members who doubt my veracity.

Now, you join this board, trying to trouble my herd of souls?

My child, I know that your father used to rape you and that you had sex with the neighbor's cat but, I must ask you to stop this.

You are breaking one of my commandments here.

If thy stop now, I can remove the tumor I've just placed in your brain and put back the turnip that was there before.

 

It's Coming Home...it's Coming...Footballs Coming Home...

 

THOU SHALL HAVE NO FALSE IDOLS


and i do not need to proclaim myself as God or -God- in order to know my divinity

 

Wow. At first this God thing seemed somewhat amusing. But I think people said the same thing about Menudo and pet rocks.

 

people are really showing their unoriginality, eh?

well less the original-GOD-

 

I think -GOD- is the real shit!!! Cant u even see the way he speaks...

I thing GOD...is the impostor....But that part about the cat....puh-leez, i mean why would u say that? CATS are COOL!

Couldnt u say iguana or something like that?

 

Well, biblically speaking, one of these would be the real god, one would be satan. Since Satan is supposed to come to the earth and fool us into thinking he is god himself.

Hmm...

I wonder which is which?

 

both of you are fakes. there is only one true god and that is SKIP!

 

NO! YOU ARE WRONG! I AM GOD! YOU ARE NOT!


(humorous sarcasm)

 

Kids -

Listen to your heart...or ask a cardiologue to do it for lack of vocal cords.

Thy will find out that I am doth God.

I love thee with all my love.

I love thee with all my soul.

I love thee with all my penis.

Now, make ammends for your past life - accept the light - but don't get too close if you don't have your uv cream on.

 

OMG this is sad