No, seriously. I take care of them, I haven't chewed on any rocks lately...and all the same, they're nothing but a hassle. Oh, what's that mr adult canine? You just feel like never coming down so the baby tooth has to survive decades past how long any baby tooth can, so it finally inevitably began to crumble and make my smile look like shit? What's that, wisdom teeth? You're going to come in perfectly and then abruptly one of you will chip and start to abscess or something so I need emergency surgery? Awesome. And just tonight, I was done another favor. Life was getting predictable - beyond my car falling apart, a lack of money, and a much too small apartment stuck atop some awful neighbors - things were okay. Fortunately a perfectly wedge-shaped chunk decided to up and fall out of a molar out of the blue. It looks like someone cut a piece of pie out of it. So at least now the nightmarish dentists/guilt-trip visit and the staggering bill to follow will keep life interesting! Oh, and fuck the dentist and his evil little minions too. "Your gum is bleeding, that's not healthy." "Oh, they don't do that at home - maybe it has something to do with that giant metal hook you're stabbing them with." Share you dental hate here.
I have a baby tooth that doesn't have an adult to replace it. It's my left bottom canine and the adult tooth got embedded into my jaw so I had to have it surgically removed. It's still pretty wedged in there, but if the baby falls out, I'm fucked I had to have all of four of my impacted, abcessed wisdom teeth surgically removed after being on a course of antibiotics for a month to rid them of infection. I now have a permanent hole in my left sinus (which has caused a whole new set of problems) after having a broken/rotted molar removed. It had HUGE roots that were embedded in my sinus.. For 3 weeks after the removal, every drop of liquid I tried to drink made its way up the old tooth hole and into my raw gaping sinus hole. Fucking OUCH! I lol'd at the Vikes they gave to help the pain.. may as well have been swallowing Sweet Tarts.. The only way my teeth will ever be straight is if I get a jaw stretcher, braces and headgear. Fuck that! I hate my teeth, they completely ruin my already mediocre smile.
The dentist. The torturerer hidden behind a drape of degrees and professionalism. One of my lower bottum teeth is has like a seemingly deep scratch where its dark. I dont understand what this is but my god i gotta get them taken care off. Iam really happy too, ive been wearing my the device to extend my tourture after the tourturous braces, retainers. I used to cry before going to the dentist. I had eight teeth pulled. I dont understand what i did in my past life but my god my teeth paid for it. My parents would feed me candy and watch as my teeth would go rotten. Crazy. Cavaties. And then to wear that teeth guard where it cleans the the outside of my teeth after the check up where its goo and its the flavor that has too much much so it leaves a taste in my mouth for the day and the shots. My god. Hell. Iam definatly taking care of my teeth from now on. Brushing them nightly. lol
Can't, sorry. I love teeth and dentists and going to the dentist. Its such a great feeling :groupwave:
i brushed my teeth twice a day, flossed, and used listerine, but the water was so bad in iraq last year i still came back needing 6 cavities filled. but, i was one of the luckier ones.
i've been very fortunate in my teeth. but when i read the title i though of retractable teeth for sexual purposes. or dentures.
I am indifferent to teeth, if i had my way i'd probably rather not deal with them though....like most things
I haven't had quite the same horrible things happen but I definitely hate going to the dentist. I take pretty decent care of my teeth. I should floss more. But I have shitty teeth. They look okay, but one year all my teeth decided to get cavities and I even had to get a root canal. I believe I visited the dentist at least 1-2 times each month. That's over 12 visits in one year. And I hate needles going into my mouth. Also, every time I have gotten my teeth cleaned I have almost always gotten this evil dental hygenist, who I swear to god flosses so incredibly hard and then tells me that it isn't healthy for my gums to be bleeding. no bitch, they are bleeding because instead of flossing in a normal way, you are trying to cut into my gums with the floss. Recently I had a woman who was super gentle but still managed to get my teeth clean. I didn't feel like punching her. It was weird. However she wouldn't stop talking about American Idol.
Lucky biotch. I went through hell getting my wisdom teeth out. Later, the dentist fled the country because it was uncovered that his dental surgery credentials were fake.
having my wisdom teeth removed was fucking cake. this was like 3 weeks ago.... i wish i could do it again.
but did he get rid of your wisdom teeth? the first time i ever saw a dentist, i was ten years old. my brothers had had FUCKED UP teeth. me? not a single cavity. THANK GOD, because i'm a freaking weenie.
Yeah, after 2 hours! Years later, a REAL oral surgeon said it should have taken no more than 45 minutes.
oh, MAN. that's horrible. my friend had all four of her's removed in one afternoon and it took her DAYS to stop hurting. and she's one tough bitch.
Last I heard, that bastard was still living in Puerto Rico. Turns out he wasn't qualified to legally put braces on people either, and he had been doing that for all the rich kids in town. Their parents were going to sue his ass off, so he got on a flight out of the country with his girlfriend (another man's wife) and they were never seen again.
