Fuck Off

To Whom it May Concern:

All of you have my full permission to fuck off.

Thank You,
Enraged Angel

PS Please PM with nudes.

 

One PM of my giant 16 year old penis comin up.

 

you said "no nudes"...I remember

 

Yes, dear.

 

I'll make sure not to open any messages from you.

You know you're the one who would get into trouble not me, fucker.

Unless they are bresticles or va-jay jays.

 

You always know how to make a lady happy.

 

Is that an oxymoron?

 

You first dear, or shall we get off together..?

... I mean, fuck off. :tongue:

 

No, its a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

It would be worth it to know you're getting off to my cockle.

 

Phallic images just don't do it for me....

Second, the fact that you remind me more of a little brother then a sex object turns my tummy a little.

 

Reckon that makes me good ol' Uncle Hippie.

 

Sure they do.

You think of me as a little brother? All i do is cheesily hit on you. You got a thing for incest?

 

Do they have to be my nudes?
My girlfriend doesn't let me show my peepee

 

I'm the last person you want to see nude.

 

Because you're a funny little dork... I said remind, sometimes that happens with guys and gals, you need to socialize more.... you think your age was the only reason I joke you off? :tongue:

Why thank you, I'm glad to see it touched the hearts of the retarded as well.

 

no, preferably your girlfriend's nudes.

 

PM's are evil

 

I think we're riding in the same boat.

 

Then it's tilting more in my direction.