Fuck Me tabs?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by peacefuljeffrey, Jan 29, 2005.

  1. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

    Gawd, I don't know when I first heard of this, but I think I was in college at the time.

    At first, someone told me that a Fuck Me tab is the pop-top tab that's on a can of soda, if you are able to pull it off without breaking the ring that holds onto the little stud on top of the can.

    Then someone told me NO, that's just a KISS Me tab; a FUCK Me tab is when you are able to remove the entire tab WITH that little round stud that sticks up from the can! It's much harder to do, reliably. But with practice, I've managed to work out a technique that hardly ever fails. :p

    Do you know how to get a Kiss Me tab or a Fuck Me tab?

    -Jeffrey
     
  2. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

    would l really want to,,, is it a great accomplishment???
     
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  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    he is just trying to have sex with you, dont fall for it!!!!
     
  4. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

    It's a time waster. There are a million of them. It's something kinda fun/challenging to do after you've had your soda. What's the problem?

    "Just answer the foocking question!" :p

    -Jeffrey
     
  5. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

    yeah waste of time reading the post l think
     
  6. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    yeah im with bedlam........................peaceful jeffrey you just lost all respect i had for you...which means you have as much from me now was you did before:p
     
  7. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

    Fuck you, losers. Bad enough you dis me for no reason, but how much sense does it make for you to come into a post once, find it a waste of time, and then come back in AGAIN just to SAY that?! Duh!

    I mean you might as well just come out and STATE that you have no life!

    -Jeffrey
     
  8. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    haha i have no life! here i am again...wtf am i doing! haha

    geesh i was just teasin you...i had 1% respect level for you and now it definitely is zero! haha
     
  9. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    I have to agree, this time jeffery did nothing wrong.


    but he is still trying to have sex with you all.
     
  10. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    dammit jeffro! stop humping my back...you remind me of my grandmas shitzu..which is dead now
     
  11. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

    l have no life... l just come to read your tantrums Jeffrey..
     
  12. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    does it still hump your back?
     
  13. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    omg i hope not.....i think it is in doggy hell.....
     
  14. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

    Well, did it die while fuckin'? There is hardly a better way to go, you know... :D

    -Jeffrey
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    did it die humping her back? ewwwwwwy
     
  16. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    haha you guys are gross..... when i was akid and we would visit it would chase me as soon as i got in the house and if i hit the floor he would hump my back..it was so sick...
    i dont think it humped my grandma, but uno..i dont know her private life....

    it violated me because i was small....
     
  17. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    it was exerting dominance over you...thought you was a puppy!!!!!
     
  18. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    haha the resemblance and all...

    strangely dogs always love me...but i am not so keen on them cos from a young age they would always be licking me and come near me more than other ppl....i can calm dogs down pretty well too..but i prefer cats.
     
  19. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    yeah.........some how that explains alot about you
     
  20. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    licking , humping, never calling back........
     

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