Fuck I gotta go to D.C. tomorrow

I suck.

There is no town I despise more passionately.

 

The District of the goddess Columbia.

 

Ever been to Bumpus Mills, Kentucky?

Me either, but from the stories I've heard I bet you'd even more passionately dislike it.....

 

Bumpus

I hate the name of 'scranton'. It sounds so bad!

 

The girls are too flirty.

They got no telephone booths or grocery stores.

 

mama needs her groshries.

 

The bums are so aggressive.

They are used to getting change.

Pfffffft.

 

pfffffft. there are a fucking load of crazies asking for free handouts on the streets of this city. I just look the other way. Unbelievable.

 

I love saying scranton it's so painful.....a good pain

 

Only think I like over there is the subway.

Nice.

If you're not kidnapped by counterintelligence officers.

 

driving into d.c. is a bitch


i mean a HUGE bitch in yo ass. i usually park in bmore n take the sub. good luck. it's not bad if you dont make ONE mistake but it's not easy. peace.

 

I'm a New Yorker.

We don't drive.

 

btw d.c. is where i saw a dude on pcp lighting his socks on fire n begging for hits off the dipped ciggie he sold. and that same night. a crazy whack off with a gun followed us mumbeling shit about "mike"
there was a mike in our crowd that night but hell no that crazy dude didnt learn that.

d.c. is very dirty.

my bmore friends all call it death city.
and you KNOW it IS like HUGE on hiv/aids. hot.

 

haha yeah i wouldnt drive in to new york. haha would not.


d.c. its a LITTLE more neccasary but still a fucking train wreck.

 

driving into New York is HELL
(live in Jersey)
my mom and i aren't familiar with
the subway.....so we're always forced to
drive to anywhere we have to go to
in New York......if it's half and hour somewhere else
it's an hour and a half in New York

 

u dont drive in ny. you park in jersey.

ps my bro is back in manhattan. word on him goin for his record label shit i love that punk ass but he stays in jersey and doesnt drive for two reasons. money n driving is a bitch.

 

dc u can do prax. the highways are just hell tho. how ppl get LOST is... yer on 95... alll the SUDDEN you missed an exit .. you cant get back. the second you fuck up the directions youi are LOST and it takes a god!! to seriously figure it backwards... cause d.c.'s highways AND streets suck. then you finally get near where u goin in the city... and you hit some weird stop sign. get pulled over by a cop with drugs in yer crotch (okay just me haha) but yeah if you dont KNOW d.c. it's hella confusing. good luck n dont get lost homie.

 

i haven't been there in many years, but i've been to dc probably 5-10 times in the past... i'm fairly certain we never drove there.

i'm thinking we took the subway from baltimore too, although i was probably 12 the last time i was there so i don't really remember...

 

the more i remember driving there the more i remember n can articulate.

people CAN navigate d.c.
it is not easy tho.
honestly best advice i can give is this
get relaxed
chill
success is LARGELY psychological. ( no joke)
but if u wanna navigate d.c.
u gotta be chillaxed but not too much. u need to know where u are going and follow the directions to a T.
one mistake and ill laugh at chew. its easy if u dont fuck up.

 

the sub was the first and last time thus far i took mj pills. interesting on the sub. a diff high.