Fuck Dress Code!

I just hate it when a club has nothing about the dress code on their website, flyer or mailing list and then when you go to the club you got the wrong attire on. The fuck? I gotta bring a travel bag with me to the club now? With all different kinds of ooh aahp in it? I live in the P-World man that's an hour away. Eat a dig Mr. Bouncer. Not just clubs either. Restaurants and shit. Golf. GOLF!? Why I gotta wear a polo for? Fuck.

Yeah buddy! Right there.

 

Bad experience?

 

i suppose i agree here, at least in 99% of cases

 

thats why you should just wear trashbags, it cuts down on the drama...

 

Glad I do not have to deal with that shit. I am not good with others telling me how to do anything.

 

I'm gonna open a club. Only dress requirment is draws and shoes.

 

and when you want to have sex, you can just leave your clothes on and you don't need to worry about a condom

 

Pfft, physical sex is so lame.. Mental and eye sex is the new fad..

 

yeah, not that it affects me, but i do think that dress codes at clubs is entirely fucked up and wrong

 

how does she not go blind during eye sex?


no matter, you can still pull the trashbag over your head for that

 

I like throwing tantra hadokens myself.

 

The only dress code we have at school is nothing sexual(thongs and boxers remain everywhere you look) nothing gang related(we have gangs??) and nothing drug related(yet you see hemp on every neck and wrist around). At least we dont have to wear uniforms and cut our hair!

 

i like throwing tantrums too!



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So, I live in this very white suburb in south Ontario. There are no gangs in my town. My school was fucking ridiculous, probably because it was attached to the school board was quite new. headbands were considered gang related. So were coloured shoelaces. wtf? I hated high school. I cant believe I passed. Because I was supended multiple times and had detention up the wazoo and di fuck all for class. I wasnt disrespectful, I liked most of my teachers and I was a good person. but fuck.

 

If they had tried to make me cut my hair in school I woulda popped the superintendent square in the jaw. Real talk.

 

Eye sex is just staring into each others eyes until you orgasm.. Gee undies, get with the times.. It will drench you with sweat my friend, it's amazing..

Dress codes don't really bother me I guess, I have to dress business attire when at work, meh, I still look a hot mess either way..

 

i would get tired of the staring contest long before i orgasm...



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I've soul gazed once but, orgasm? Really? That's some hardcore tantra right there. I need to learn that.

 

Doubt me if you must, everyone does... It's no contest, it's a pleasure quest...


At work though I'm grateful that I am not a man because they have to wear suits and ties and that would get old.. Women get away with more because they can wear khakis and claim it is business attire, where if a man wore a tuxedo shirt and claimed it was busines attire he would be laughed at and then sent home...

 

Now I gotta dress all extra nice for club aura tonight. Sweet :cuss: