friends are pretty stupid....

well sort of more like the things they do are pretty dumb for instance my best friend who is a hippie born in the wrong generation comes over my house after i pick up an oz for us over the weekend nyway i check my myspace and and come back and hes has just rolled a joint for us and there is still a substantial pile left over. in such a situation i would toss the pile back in the bag andsave for later this is what he does he picks up the surface and pours like a half grams worth of bud into his mouth! now ive been guilty of chewing on a stem or two just cause i love weed like i love pussy (the way it smells, tastes, and feels) but i found myself getting pissed. i mean what a waste of weed! two other things he does that make me homicidal is he eats the roaches (once again waste) and drinks the bong water. this is a disgusting habit that multiple ppl i smoke with partake in an it needs to cease immediatly! man if i smoke a bong and get bong water in my mouth i almost puke, and you dont even get high from just the plant material. i only reccomend this (including roaches ewww) if in danger of bacon does ny1 agree or am i just being an asshole?

 

eating the roach is pretty common. its called eating the cherry here.

eating weed like that is a fairly large waste though

don't get me started on drinking bong water.

 

im just saying you will get higher if you save the roach and smoke it out of a bowl its just not worth the taste to eat it

 

eating weed like that is pretty stupid, but i usually eat my roaches just so i dont leave them lyin around or i stick them with my cigs and save them.
drinking bong water is sick, does he do that shit a lot?

 

you just bought an ounce and your complaining about crums, stop being a jew

 

dude its not the amount that bugs me its (.5 isnt worth 5 bucks) its the concept im not jewish im just like "i could give that to you to smoke if you want" not pissed about crumbs just pissed about the act itself of wasting thats all

 

seconded. and seriously, being a jew aint coo (not antisemetic, that just how the dirty south rolls)

 

Bong water is nasty, i would never just drink it

 

Tell his ass to stop that shit man! That's gotta have a couple of health hazards, at least long effects, Right? Eating a roach is like rotten pussy man hell no! Smoke it and be happy! or the man will take your food and burn you 6 feet under!

 

I thought of somethin crazy!

Riding a chubby/fat chick is like riding a scooter, they are fun and all but you can't tell your friends!

 

Wow...if I were any less of a person I would suggest a huge dose of public humiliation...but due to this conscience thing...either deal with it or tell him to stop. Complaining to us isn't going to get anything done. Two simple statements:

"Dude, stop eating my weed. Smoke it"
"If you drink that bong water I'm going to puke on your shoes...seriously"

 

i wouldnt be too pumped if someone ate my weed just for the hell of it... unless they regularly gave me weed. seems a little disrespectful, but whatever. i try to conserve weed as much as possible, but hell, if you've got no limitations burn that shit however you want .

 

I think I speak for all of the chosen people here when I say that I resent that sir, I resent that