Freudian Quiz

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Freud Inventory Test Results

Oral (dependence)||||||30%Anal (self control)||||13%Phallic (sexuality)||||||||||||||||||||90%Latency (learning)||||||||||||43%Genital (productivity)||||||||||||||||||73%
Oral: you appear to be stubbornly and irrationally against receiving help even when it might be the more intelligent option.

Anal: you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.

Phallic: you appear to have issues with controlling your sexual desires and possibly fidelity.

Latency: you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.

Genital: you appear to have a progressive and openminded outlook on life unbeholden to regressive forces like traditional authority and convention.


I think this is eerily accurate...

 

Oral (dependence)||||||||||||||||66%Anal (self control)||||||||||36%Phallic (sexuality)||||||||||||||53%Latency (learning)||||||||||36%Genital (productivity)||||||||||||||53%
Oral: you appear to be overly passive and dependent, wanting things to be given to you instead of working for them.

Anal: you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.

Phallic: you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.

Latency: you appear to be overly practical; don't undervalue abstract learning, abstract learning increases your ability to make good decisions (and predictions) in the real world so it would be 'impractical' to shun it.

Genital: you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.

 

Oral (dependence)||||||||||||50%Anal (self control)||||||||||||||||||||90%Phallic (sexuality)||||||||||36%Latency (learning)||||||23%Genital (productivity)||||||||||||50%

Oral: you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.

Anal: you appear to be overly self controlled, organized, and possibly subservient to authority, this effectively narrows your exposure to a wider set of options and ideas lowering the odds that you will make the best decisions in life.

Phallic: you appear to have negative issues regarding sexuality and/or have an uncertain sexual identity.

Latency: you appear to be overly practical; don't undervalue abstract learning, abstract learning increases your ability to make good decisions (and predictions) in the real world so it would be 'impractical' to shun it.

Genital: you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.

 

errr.... nevermind. that didn't work like I thought it would and I already closed the window... fuck it.

 

He was a crackpot to begin with..

 

Edit: I accidently copied the html instead of the text.

Mine was accurate to the point where it scared me a little

Alex

 

Oral (dependence)||||||||||||||60%
Anal (self control)||||||26%
Phallic (sexuality)||||||||||||||||||||83%
Latency (learning)||||||||||||46%
Genital (productivity)||||||||||||||||||73%
Oral: you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.

Anal: you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.

Phallic: you appear to have issues with controlling your sexual desires and possibly fidelity.

Latency: you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.

Genital: you appear to have a progressive and openminded outlook on life unbeholden to regressive forces like traditional authority and convention.

though i've never had a problem with fidelity. i don't choose partners i don't respect enough to remain loyal to.

 

Oral (dependence) |||||||||| 36%
Anal (self control) |||||||||||| 46%
Phallic (sexuality) |||||||||||| 50%
Latency (learning) |||| 20%
Genital (productivity) |||||||||||||| 60%

Oral: you appear to be stubbornly and irrationally against receiving help even when it might be the more intelligent option.

Anal: you appear to have a good balance of self control and spontaneity, order and chaos, variety and selectivity.

Phallic: you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.

Latency: you appear to be overly practical; don't undervalue abstract learning, abstract learning increases your ability to make good decisions (and predictions) in the real world so it would be 'impractical' to shun it.

Genital: you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.

 

Oral (dependence) |||||||||||| 43%
Anal (self control) |||||||||||| 46%
Phallic (sexuality) |||||||||||||||| 63%
Latency (learning) |||||||||||||||| 66%
Genital (productivity) |||||||||||||||||| 80%

Oral: you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.

Anal: you appear to have a good balance of self control and spontaneity, order and chaos, variety and selectivity.

Phallic: you appear to have issues with controlling your sexual desires and possibly fidelity.

Latency: you appear to be afraid or averse to present or future real world responsibilities, this will only make your inevitable transition more difficult, so learn to deal with the real world.

Genital: you appear to have a progressive and openminded outlook on life unbeholden to regressive forces like traditional authority and convention.

 

Freud Inventory Test Results

Oral (dependence)||||||||||||||60%
Anal (self control)||||||30%
Phallic (sexuality)||||||||||||||||70%
Latency (learning)||||||||||||||56%
Genital (productivity)||||||||||||||||70%

Oral: you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.

Anal: you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.

Phallic: you appear to have issues with controlling your sexual desires and possibly fidelity.

Latency: you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.

Genital: you appear to have a progressive and openminded outlook on life unbeholden to regressive forces like traditional authority and convention.


Hehe, it's kinda right

 

Oral (dependence) |||||||||||||| 53%
Anal (self control) |||||||||| 36%
Phallic (sexuality) |||||||||||| 46%
Latency (learning) |||||||||||||| 53%
Genital (productivity) |||||||||||||| 56%

Oral: you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.

Anal: you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.

Phallic: you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.

Latency: you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.

Genital: you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.

 

Oral (dependence)||||||||||||43%Anal (self control)||||||||||40%Phallic (sexuality)||||||||||||46%Latency (learning)||||||||||||||||||76%Genital (productivity)||||||||||||||60%

Oral: you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.

Anal: you appear to have a good balance of self control and spontaneity, order and chaos, variety and selectivity.

Phallic: you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.

Latency: you appear to be afraid or averse to present or future real world responsibilities, this will only make your inevitable transition more difficult, so learn to deal with the real world.

Genital: you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.

 

Oral (dependence)|||||||||||||||| 63%
Anal (self control)|||||||||| 33%
Phallic (sexuality)|||||||||||||||||| 76%
Latency (learning) |||||||||||||||| 70%
Genital (productivity)|||||||||||||| 56%

Oral: you appear to be overly passive and dependent, wanting things to be given to you instead of working for them.

Anal: you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.

Phallic: you appear to have issues with controlling your sexual desires and possibly fidelity.

Latency: you appear to be afraid or averse to present or future real world responsibilities, this will only make your inevitable transition more difficult, so learn to deal with the real world.

Genital: you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.

 

Oral: you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.

Anal: you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.

Phallic: you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.

Latency: you appear to be afraid or averse to present or future real world responsibilities, this will only make your inevitable transition more difficult, so learn to deal with the real world.

Genital: you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.

 

Oral (dependence) ||||||26%
Anal (self control) ||||||||||||||||66%
Phallic (sexuality) ||||||||||||43%
Latency (learning) ||||||||||40%
Genital (productivity) ||||||||||||||||||76%

Oral: you appear to be stubbornly and irrationally against receiving help even when it might be the more intelligent option.

Anal: you appear to be overly self controlled, organized, and possibly subservient to authority, this effectively narrows your exposure to a wider set of options and ideas lowering the odds that you will make the best decisions in life.

Phallic: you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.

Latency: you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.

Genital: you appear to have a progressive and openminded outlook on life unbeholden to regressive forces like traditional authority and convention.

 

my test results:

Freud Inventory Test Results

Oral (dependence)||||||||||||46%Anal (self control)||||||||||||||||||||83%Phallic (sexuality)||||||||||||||||||73%Latency (learning)||||||||||40%Genital (productivity)||||||||||||||||||80%
Oral: you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.

Anal: you appear to be overly self controlled, organized, and possibly subservient to authority, this effectively narrows your exposure to a wider set of options and ideas lowering the odds that you will make the best decisions in life.

Phallic: you appear to have issues with controlling your sexual desires and possibly fidelity.

Latency: you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.

Genital: you appear to have a progressive and openminded outlook on life unbeholden to regressive forces like traditional authority and convention.

 

Freud Inventory Test Results

Oral (dependence)||||||||||||||53%Anal (self control)||||||||||40%Phallic (sexuality)||||||||||||||56%Latency (learning)||||||||||||||60%Genital (productivity)||||||||||||46%
Oral: you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.

Anal: you appear to have a good balance of self control and spontaneity, order and chaos, variety and selectivity.

Phallic: you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.

Latency: you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.

Genital: you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.

 

Agreed.

 

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

 

Oral (dependence) |||||||||||| 50%
Anal (self control) |||||| 30%
Phallic (sexuality) |||||||||||||| 60%
Latency (learning) |||||||||| 40%
Genital (productivity) |||||||||||||||| 63%

Oral: you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.

Anal: you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.

Phallic: you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.

Latency: you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.

Genital: you appear to have a progressive and openminded outlook on life unbeholden to regressive forces like traditional authority and convention.