fortune cookies

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by jahmerimaka, Mar 19, 2008.

  1. jahmerimaka

    jahmerimaka Member

    who has had a coincidential (or maybe not) experience with a fortune cookie saying something directly related to your life.

    Todays my little bro's birthday. Hes 13 now and im 16, its not like we ever buy eachother gifts, but i have been somewhat ignoring him because hes been annoying the shit out of me lately.

    Anyway, the fortune cookie said " Even a small gift could mean so much to someone today."

    Just thought it was weird, kind of made me feel bad. But i dont know what to get him!

    Who else has had something like this happen before?
     
  2. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

    I like to add the words "In Bed" to the end of my fortunes it always makes it funny.

    For example my last cookie read "Your love is unmatched" if you add in bed it makes it dirty.
     
  3. jahmerimaka

    jahmerimaka Member

    haha. Nice way to lighten it up.
     
  4. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

    i got chinese yesterday and my fortune said "your creativity will take you to great height"
    and no, i don't have bad grammar, that's how it really is on the fortune.
     
  5. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

    Now add in bed and its even funnier
     
  6. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

    "your creativity will take you to great height... in bed"


    haha you're right!
     
  7. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

    lol -_-
     
  8. PharmaPhunk

    PharmaPhunk Banned

    I would get your bro some dro
     
  9. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

    i once had a fortune cookie that said you look pretty lol
     
  10. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

    ^be careful swinging from the chandeliers! thats what my mom always says...

    "Yes. Remember, open it before you eat it."....
    YOGURT: Hello, boys. Well, you opened your fortune
    cookie, so here's your fortune. Lone Starr, you know that medallion
    that
    you wear around your neck, but you don't know what it means?

    LONE STARR takes the medallion out of his shirt.

    YOGURT: Well, here's what it means: it's a royal
    birth certificate. Yes. Your father was a king. Your mother was a
    queen.
    Which makes you a certified prince.

    LONE STARR Hey, I'm a prince. I'm a prince. Which
    means....

    YOGURT Which means, if you hurry, there could
    be a princess in your future. Now, if you want to get back there
    before
    she marries Sleeping Beauty, there's and special can of fuel in your
    glove
    compartment. Good luck, boys.

    BARF Bye, Yogurt.

    LONE STARR And, Yogurt, thanks.

    YOGURT You're welcome. And my the Schwartz be
    with you..... (starts to fade away) .....oh...oh....what a world,
    what
    a world. (completely fades out)
     
  11. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

    i do the in bed thing too

    and during a time when i was being a man whore, i got one that said "dont grind your iron rod into a needle... in bed" perfect lol
     
  12. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

    Fortune cookies are ALWAYS right!
     
  13. elover

    elover ritz with cheese

    After you read your fortune cookies add "in your bedroom" to the end of it.
     
  14. aesther

    aesther Member

    Hey I heard this one joke where you add in "in the bed" after reading the fortune cookie. Its fun!!
     
  15. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

    hey i heard that you should read the whole thread before posting, because we've been talking about the "in the bed" thing this whole time.
     
  16. aesther

    aesther Member

    I know , haha
     

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