For the British....

Hi, Britain's!

What is so great about being British?

That we can say the word 'fuck' with out it being an international incident?

I was watching something about Romans today and swearing made up a large part of their vocab' ... is the fact we have the best vocab' the reason we are the best in the world?

I think the best thing about being British is we care:


https://www.gov.uk/government/organisations/foreign-commonwealth-office


...and we don't need any damn Constitution to do so....

 

william hague was there just because he wanted to bang angelina jolie

 

A. Didn't you read where it said 'For the British....'?

B. We'll have no flippancy here.

C. Are you British?

 

Total tosh.

 

Ok, I suppose 'mericans are going to be here - what's 'tosh'? Sorry 'Total tosh'?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_QeJUy2sYc"]Peter Tosh - Legalize It (1976) Debut Album Full - YouTube

 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW2yivTVieU"]Peter Tosh - Here Comes The Sun - YouTube

 

Haha.

 

The Brits may care but you still have to steal America's celebrities to get anyone to give it a second thought..

Just kidding that is a good thing you wankers are doing.

Sorry to invade your thread like this. I'll go back to my country now.

 

Yes, do fuck off back to your own country....

No, seriously, It does make me proud when I see what we are doing, and it's not major news. It's just something very simple.

...isn't there a British invasion rather than an American invasion? I think Luke Perry did something over here a few years ago....but, that's about it

 

Is this a common response to a Brit who is jabbed at by another Brit?


What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall shit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.

 

I'm not quite sure what you are saying - but it sounds rather British so I approve. :love:

 

Let Me Guess Whats Happening Here, You Let Your Medication Run

Out And Now It's A Public Holiday You Can't Get Your Script Filled...

Your Next 24 Hours Of Posts Should Be Quite Memorable...



Cheers Glen.

 

I don't take any type of medication except Advil

 

You obviously mean ibuprofen.

 

I Was Only Joking...



Cheers Glen.

 

Damn druggies. lol

 

I once took NyQuil but it makes me groggy as sin
when I wake up :blush5:

 

Odon, are you drunk?! Good lawd almighty the English get loose?

 

I wish somebody in here would hurry up and get drunk or something. lol