For Sale!

ex boyfriend, a bit used, but could be fixable,
ugly face, glasses, likes to fuck when drunk, can't get it up when drunk, always drunk.
1 dollar, you do have to pick him up yourself.

 

LOL!

I want to buy this guy just so he could stand next to me and make me look good by comparison.

 

yeah, that's why i got him in the first place!

 

Ha Ha!

 

i wrapped him in tinfoil and put him in a basket, with some flowers, clean undies and a doughnut, so it's a gift, almost. just pick him up, he's all yours!

 

only if I was gay...

 

haha, yeah...well, you can't be living too far away, you can always just take a look at him...

 

i've always pictured the man of my dreams like that! *hands lovelightlisa 1 dollar* can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaase have him?? *puppydog eyes*



hahahah

 

ah honey, you just have to pick him up here, he's all yours!

 

I'm on my way

 

well, see you soon! i think he's very excited about you picking him up, he's all drooling and shaking

 

god that's hot! i can't believe you're getting rid of someone like that!

 

yeah a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do y'know?
i'm moving on now, i'm looking for a nice schizo-type,
2 for the price of 1. you're probably wondering about his name right?
well, he really doesn't have a name i guess, i just always called him;
fuckoffyouidiot! he seemed to respond to that quite good actually.

 

lisa sweeety..i'd pay $10000 just to get the idiot away from you & out of your life, but then do i get to get him drunk, stick him in a tiny row boat with no food or water & dump him in the middle of the ocean to eat his own legs to survive?

 

awww my poor ex! he's all yelling mommy mom!!! right now...ah my god! eagle he just puked! his eyes are all turning red...i don't think he likes this!

 

well good.. maybe a month alone at sea is just what he needs to realize how stupid he was to lose such an amazing person as you just cause hes too stupid to stop being a drunk, limp idiot

 

oi! leave my new boyfriend alone! I've already paid for him!!
I was gonna put him under my bed with Doug so i could go to scotland with lisa and bat to watch scottish men in kilts... *sniff*

 

yeah soaringeagle is kinda fuckin that up!

 

look at him...
he made something for you sara!

 

yeah, he's quite good at fucking things up

awww that's the sweetest thing! that just mafe me feel all warm and fuzzy inside..:&