For fucks sake!

Ever watched a porno and half way through you realise you're watching a Chick with a Dick prono? It's not the nicest of surprises.

 

Hahahahaha.....NO.....That must be drag for straight guys !!!!

 

Why would you be watching it half way until you realize?

 

Because that's when it cuts straight to the guy jamming his cock in the Shmale's ass, with her cock hanging on her stomach (reverse cow...girl?...Cow-Thing?) ...I was having a wank, by the way.

 

Bet that screwed up your good time !!!!

 

It did! My eyes immediately closed and refused to open. So I ended up turning the fucking volume up, while covering the monitor with my hand that wasn't on my cock...It was a horrible situation, and I am forever scared for life.

 

Hahahaha....did you at least dump your load ????

 

Of course I didn't! I spent another 20 minutes trying to maintain my erection. God bless cumshots.

 

Hahaha......Wow.....did it scare you away from porn ???

 

Pfft! No. Just more cautious about who're are actually men, and women.:tongue:

 

Yes......Im sorry....but , IT IS FUNNY !!!! hahaha

 

lmao. That's like clicking on a link that say's "Sexy young blonde does anal" and when the webpage pops up it's it's some blond dude taking it in in the ass..... /vomit...

 

What did the shemale sound like when making noises?

 

I love shemale porn. There's some really hot ones out there. (yes, I'm serious)

 

hahahaha this is the funniest shit I've heard all morning!

 

A Russian shot putter (No, I'm not talking about her cum shots).:tongue:

 

Why are you so afraid of seeing a dick anyway? I assume you look at one every day.

 

Because I wanted to see some pussy!!!

 

Hahaha......God , I would have loved to have seen your face L. A. !!!!

 

Definitely never done that. Funny situation though.