For all those who have the dreaded exams..

a wee song to cheer us up...



At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
Kept thinking I could never pass without revision guides,
But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,
And I grew strong, And I learned how to scrape along,


I won't look back, to any place,
When I can swallow 15 shots and get completely off my face,
I would have spent all day at work,
I would have had no spare time free,
If I'd thought for just one second my exams would bother me,


So all my notes, are on the floor,
Don't even matter... that there's no Comedy night anymore...
Weren't you the one who tried to get me to revise?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd work towards the skies?


Oh no, not I! I won't revise!Ê
Unless I die from alcohol, I know I'll stay alive,
Though my money's at an end, I've my overdraft to spend,

I won't revise, I won't revise!!


It took all the strength I had, not to act the part,Ê
But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilty to myself,
I used to try, But now hold my head up high,


And you see me! Somebody new!
I'm not that mixed up weird person who wants a good 2:2
So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be free,
Coz I've done fuck all revision, and I'm failing my degree,

Oh no, not I! I won't revise,
I think that I may scrape a third, but I could be telling lies!Ê
Let the lecturers all scorn,
My bed's far too nice and warm,

I won't revise, I won't revise!

 

haha rockin'

 

hehe, thankyou first exam in less than 2 weeks

 

well ill try think of it in my exams...no i wont then ill forget what im supposed to write! got 4 more to go done three already....horrible 3rd year uni exams

 

Brilliant!

 

Give that song a Hallejuah and an Amen...!

hehe... like it.

 

Yay!!! lol shit i have a chemistry exam on thursday, i dont actually need
A-levels right?.....RIGHT???

 

Hahahahahahahahaha...

Almost fell off my chair with laughter...

Genius...

Fly...
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wonderful we had a slightly different version for our GCSE's

 

Thanks, that brought a smile to my face . English exam tomorrow, I'm not feeling hopeful

 

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!
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luck luck?? we dont need luck we need Valium and Caffeine!! HELP!!!

 

My first exam was yesterday, but i ended up getting food poisoning and puking all day. I'm not allowed to resit it incase my friends tell me the questions, i just have to hope that the SQA will take pity on me and pass me despite not doing it.

 

That sucks quite significantly I'm sorry about that Shedman.

I had my first exam yesterday - German speaking, and I've got Sociology, ICT and English Lit to follow.

I have three exams before my study leave even starts, and then two weeks afterwards where I'll have finished my exams but am still on study leave! Makes sense doesn't it? Hmmmmn...

Anyway, good luck everyone!

Great song Mia!

 

shit! fuck, bugger arse **** i dont fucking care if im not allowed to swear! did you get a docters note? They'll send an appeal won't they? apparently you didn'tmiss mutch anyway... you'll be fine, they'll use your prelim

 

I did get a doctors note and they are appealing with my prelim and stuff i've done in class. Luckily i've done about 5 or 6 more creative pieces than actually needed aswell. I'm going to be very pissed if they don't give me a good grade seeing as all the stuff i've done for the past year has been a high B or an A.

 

i just had one this morning, wankered it up big time! ah well fuck it i dont care

 

my first two the day after spyder leaves, so i think i will be in such a wonderful mood i will get through it no worries...

 

that is so great!!! nearly fell off the old chair there!! hahahahaha

 

Hmmm...for once my exams are actually not all that bad, timing wise. I had French on Thursday that I think (hope!) went okay, Spanish is on Wednesday, then English on the 25th and History on the 10th June, which means half term revising- They are much better than they were last year though- it was 4 or something in one day with GCSEs! Good luck everyone! You'll all do great,
Summer. xx.