Foot Surgery

The outer part of my left big toe has the tendency to dig in, and a little cotton shoved in there usually stops that, but last night it was hurting like hell so I cut down the side of the nail and took a pair of needle nose pliers to rip out the offending sliver of nail by the root. Youch!!! It bled a little but instant relief and it feels almost like normal already.

So if anyone needs minor surgery I can bring over my little scissors and needle-nose pliers and fix you right up.

 

did you take pics?

 

thanks for making me cringe, dude. seriously.

 

When I was about 11, a girl had to explain to me what an ingrown toenail was that her dad had, and I told her it sounded like a stupid thing to have, and I still believe that.

 

hahahahaha. too much information.

 

you're a man of reason and wisdom, and clearly you've been one for a long, long time.

 

my left thumb nail doesn't grow in correctly anymore...i chopped it apart with a hatchet cutting some fire wood up..cut right through the left part of the nail and the skin...it looks fine, but if i let it grow for too long, the skin overlaps the nail and the nail digs in...and then i have to cut the skin off then the nail...so i don't let it get that bad

 

:lol:

 

my left long finger nail is damaged and deformed - actually, so's the finger, a bit - from when I was 16 and tried to help my teacher with a television set in class (for one of those cool movies) and the fucker tipped over and fell, squished my hand between the TV and a desk that was conveniently located right in front of it. now it just looks kind of ugly and the nail gets really thick. I guess it wants to protect itself for future incidents.

 

When I was 14, I was at this girl's house getting frisky and I threw her on her parent's bed, and somehow she landed on my hand to peel the ringfinger's nail back at the root. Talk about a mood killer My nail is still a little wrinkly

 

actually i bet my hands are more fucked up than anyones, hahaha theyre like deformed

 

what, like lobster boy?

 

gonna need pictures sarah

 

Hahhaah well t hey look pretty normal except im missing like 2 knuckles on each hand and my middle fingers are both short !

 

And that was the last time Molly flirted with Post ever again. The end.

 

...also the last time Molly was internet friends with Pink "Mutanthands" Floyd ever again.

 

Elitist!


hahahah

 

same thing happened to me i had to get my nail removed.

 

I am not an animal! :hysterica