Foot Surgery

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Posthumous, Mar 13, 2008.

  1. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    The outer part of my left big toe has the tendency to dig in, and a little cotton shoved in there usually stops that, but last night it was hurting like hell so I cut down the side of the nail and took a pair of needle nose pliers to rip out the offending sliver of nail by the root. Youch!!! It bled a little but instant relief and it feels almost like normal already.

    So if anyone needs minor surgery I can bring over my little scissors and needle-nose pliers and fix you right up.
     
  2. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    did you take pics?

    :D
     
  3. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

    thanks for making me cringe, dude. seriously.
     
  4. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    When I was about 11, a girl had to explain to me what an ingrown toenail was that her dad had, and I told her it sounded like a stupid thing to have, and I still believe that.
     
  5. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

    hahahahaha. too much information. :D
     
  6. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

    you're a man of reason and wisdom, and clearly you've been one for a long, long time.
     
  7. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    my left thumb nail doesn't grow in correctly anymore...i chopped it apart with a hatchet cutting some fire wood up..cut right through the left part of the nail and the skin...it looks fine, but if i let it grow for too long, the skin overlaps the nail and the nail digs in...and then i have to cut the skin off then the nail...so i don't let it get that bad :D
     
  8. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

    :lol:
     
  9. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

    my left long finger nail is damaged and deformed - actually, so's the finger, a bit - from when I was 16 and tried to help my teacher with a television set in class (for one of those cool movies) and the fucker tipped over and fell, squished my hand between the TV and a desk that was conveniently located right in front of it. now it just looks kind of ugly and the nail gets really thick. I guess it wants to protect itself for future incidents.
     
  10. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    When I was 14, I was at this girl's house getting frisky and I threw her on her parent's bed, and somehow she landed on my hand to peel the ringfinger's nail back at the root. Talk about a mood killer [​IMG] My nail is still a little wrinkly
     
  11. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

    actually i bet my hands are more fucked up than anyones, hahaha theyre like deformed :D
     
  12. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

    what, like lobster boy?
    [​IMG]
     
  13. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    gonna need pictures sarah :D
     
  14. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

    Hahhaah well t hey look pretty normal except im missing like 2 knuckles on each hand and my middle fingers are both short !
     
  15. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

    And that was the last time Molly flirted with Post ever again. The end.
     
  16. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

    ...also the last time Molly was internet friends with Pink "Mutanthands" Floyd ever again.
     
  17. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

    Elitist! :D


    hahahah
     
  18. GoldenGanji

    GoldenGanji Member

    same thing happened to me i had to get my nail removed.
     
  19. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    I am not an animal! :hysterica
     
  20. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

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