here is the tale of a very stupid lazy student who has a book report due tommorrow on a non-fiction book of their choice. the problem? the student has not read any non-fiction books in over three years, and might fail the class if he cannot think of something. he has only one option, to fabricate a fake non-fiction book, or what he calls a fictionallynonfiction book, and write a report on it. The backup story of why the book was not published is flawless, as the book itself tells about the authors last book which was not published, and explains how the author never follows laws and gets sued when trying to publish something. the student has learned much about writing bs over the years in english, but this is his final test. The ultimate, the most grand gesture ever! he must now make up a book to write a report about and include the complete backstory of why the book cant be found inside the summary of the plot and in the end fool what can only be described as the most strict psycotic english teacher. now, i prepare to step into oblivion, as i, the student, prepare to fool a god.
it worked, the student has survived the first test. Now there is one much greater problem which he has just learned of... he has to bring in the book. luckily since the book wasn't published the book will be written on paper without a binding, unfortunatly, the student still has to write an entire book in a writing style different from his own. Next week he has off from school... he will be very, very busy
update: the student lucked out. being that lazy bastard he is, he never wrote the book. i beleive you all saw that coming. luckily the class is too busy with research papers to work on that old thing anymore, so the student didnt have to bring in the book. anticlimatic, but as long as the student doesnt fail english and get expelled, hes happy.
The student is clever, but also an idiot. For all this energy he could read a short nonfiction book and be done with it.
