***flushes***

Could you hear the eternal sound of a toilet flushing when you read that?

 

No i thought it was ment to be like when a person gets embarresed...

 

nope

 

My face is flushed.

 

everyone smells, not just hippies.

 

Yes and I saw a person turning red.

 

They turned red because their turd clogged the toliet, which is why it is eternally flushing.

 

eww @ professor

hum


i dont hear toilet flushing for eternity by reading anything in this thread

i dont really like toilets

just only when i need one

and thats it

i couldnt care any less about them other wise

and replacing/installing them is no fun

imho anyways

hum

good luck

 

Anosmic people don't smell.

 

un hun. Everytime I hear a toilet flush I think of an auditorium full of ppl clapping...it sounds the same....honest

 

My toilet is a lil fucked up right now. It makes this low-pitch squealing noise that sounds like an animal got stuck in the pipes. And like, 1 sheet of toilet paper clogs it.

 

I really dig American Toilet Flushes they are different from British ones.
The Toilet Bowl is already half submerged with water & when you activate the flush; a vacuum sucks out all the water & you-know-what entirely with the bowl empty :-then the water level returns.
British toilets have only a quarter of the water at the bottom of the bowl;-when you press the button a niagra falls of water cascades from around the rim pressurising the contents to scoop out the bowl.

I have even considered another hoilday to New York to see their superior Toilet Flush system again.

 

Are you serious?
I've heard that though. This British man saying that he never understood how in movies,dogs would drink out of the toilets. How could they reach the water? Then he visited America and realized that the toilet water level was much higher than it is in Britain. Who knew...