Flowers

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Olympic-Bullshitter, May 30, 2008.

  1. Olympic-Bullshitter

    Olympic-Bullshitter Banned

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    Do flowers hurt when you pick 'em?
     
  2. azucena

    azucena vagina farts

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    of course. you're going to hell, you flower killer!!!!
     
  3. telephone

    telephone weird

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    only a little. it's like the equivalent of you getting pinched.
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Flowers cry...
     
  5. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Only roses if you’re not careful of the thorns :D


    Hotwater
     
  6. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Sheesh, what happened to the ethical treatment of flowers.
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    This thread is sad, makes me think about all the aborted flowers...
     
  8. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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  9. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    im growing flowers in my garden
    so that i can eat them. pansies look pretty in salads and are yummy :D
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I'm going to pour out some Colt 45 in memory of all my fallen home flowers...
     
  11. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I think that flowers are smart enough to understand that death is just a natural part of life, and that being picked does not stop their existence, but only enforces it.
     
  12. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Dat sounded all thmart and thtuff.
     
  13. XBloodyNailPolishX

    XBloodyNailPolishX Forgetful Philosopher

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    I always feel bad when i feel a little resistance then a painful little "pop".
     
  14. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    Only if it hurts you to pick them.
     
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