500 channels of nothing... one of the porn channels has a movie called "grandma's boy" on.. one can only imagine the nastiness going on there
Satellite is a waste of $$$. After 6pm, any 5 given channels will play the same tv show, and you've a choice of about a dozen tv shows. How's that different than paying for cable? It's silly. But I'm in love with the movie channels, that's where I spend most of my time anyway.
Okay, fess up. You're watching it right now aren't you? Couldn't resist the temptation, just had to see what grandma's boy was all about!
I only have the local TV channels at the moment, which means there's virtually nothing to watch. I'm sure glad I've got my computer-I'd go bonkers without it!
if you expect to be passively gratified that's what you'll find; nothing. only immagine? well if it's on one need not immagine at all, does one? which is of course precisely the problem. i don't mean with porn. i mean with television, mind altering substances, all the tediusly mundane crap. not immagining i mean. you don't have to remember having an immagination. you have one now. use it. you can do that here bs'ing, or with a pencil and a piece of paper. draw, write, make paper airplaines, or anatomicly correct origami, or just close your eyes and think of ways how the ways you might like might work. make pictures on the inside of your eyelids with your mind's eye. all those things are infinitely more gratifying then expecting someone selling cars or post toasties to reach through the screen and masterbate you. =^^= .../\...
haha...if it's someone else's house "Grandma's Boy" would cause a stir if it turned up on the bill....
Instead you could have all this! *throws arms wide* All seven of the channels we get in! You too can have that groovy rabbit ear retro look!