Flat Earthers discredits all conspiracys

Discussion in 'Conspiracy' started by unfocusedanakin, Jun 22, 2018.

  1. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

    How can you possibly say the Earth is flat? It's so simple to observe yourself that it is not. This was understood centuries before Columbus. All you have to do is look at the shadows on Earth at two different points at the same time of day. You will see they are not the same length. People new to conspiracy s might come across this and think all of them are that stupid.

    I believe in aliens and other "deep state" things. I am a conspiracy theorist but I also know science will show me the truth. And that truth the Earth has a curve. So many things make no sense when flat. Where does the ocean water go? How thick is this flat disk because it needs to support volcano's and other underground activity.

     
  2. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

  3. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    That picture is so innacurate in terms of planetary size it's hard to take the textual sarcasm seriously or sarcastically.
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    yeah, i've heard that uranus is way bigger than that..
     
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  5. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    Yeah, now earth is about the same width as jupiter. Lol. What douchebag came up with that to justify an argument? :tearsofjoy:
     
  6. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment


    It's a meme... It's meant to discredit the flat earth belief, not justify it.
     
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  7. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    Well yeah but the innacuracy just discredits itself lol. To me that person might no believe in the flat earth, but he doesn't know his planets anyway, so I'm not laughing with him. I'm laughing at him. I mean he could have nailed jupiter. Erryone knows you can fit like 30 Mars in jupiter. Lucky to get 3 in that version.

    The distances are also not accurate. And come to think about it, neither are the orbits. This artist is more fucked up than the people he created that for.

    And did he just disregard the asteroid belt? Omg.
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    really? is jupiter a slut? introduce me?

    actually, looking at that picture jupiter has a pretty obvious herpes sore to her lower left. maybe i should just stick it in uranus instead.

    no, i will never get tired of uranus jokes.
     
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  9. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

  10. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice I Am Only An Egg Lifetime Supporter HipForums Supporter

    It's pronounced "Urine-us."
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

  12. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Looks flat to me! Sorry guys!

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  13. M1che11e

    M1che11e Member

    OP: “All you have to do is look at the shadows on Earth at two different points at the same time of day. You will see they are not the same length.”

    Actually, the flat earth model would also explain the shadows changing length as the sun travels overhead.
     
  14. Ged

    Ged Actually my name is Ted. HipForums Supporter

    I agree. The Earth is flat.
     
  15. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

    If Kyrie says it's flat, it's flat, alright?
     
  16. Ged

    Ged Actually my name is Ted. HipForums Supporter

    It might be a bit bumpy
     
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  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    your mom's flat.
     
  18. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment


    That's because we have two suns...
     
  19. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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  20. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    looks like another nasa photo shoot. the one wear they forgot to take the fake moon down in day time lol
     

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