Flag me!

I did it.

I fucked up.

I ashed in an empty beer bottle.

Then I got a beer bottle.

And drank from the "empty" one.


DAAAAMMMNNN.

 

Ugh! I hate that. Haha makes me glad I don't smoke anymore.

 

It's been years since I was that stupid or didn't look..haha... oh well..

I spit out the beer AND the butt.

 

LMAO! I did the same thing on July 4th! Cig and j ashes in the first pepsi can, pepsi in the second, i should have known what was going to happen from there lol.

 

Heh.
Cans are almost forgiveable. You can't see n all.

Bottles that you can... bitch slap.

 

you know... that has a tendancy to happen, especially the more beers you've drank... statistically speaking i mean, more bottles to choose from, slightly impaired vision and judgement.... it happens to everyone.

 

God you stupid bitch. Don't worry though i've probably done worse.

 

Do you want me to slap you again?


nahhh you'd like that too much..

 

You never slapped me in the first place...if people slapped me whenever I deserved it I would be slapped repeatedly every single day probably.

 

I'd love to slap you.

:leaving:

 

Go ahead. I've never been slapped in the face before. I've been punched in the face but never slapped.

 

I wouldnt punch you. Slaps feel good. Punches don't.

But you know... when you start to think punches feel good... ehhh not going there... i learned to like being beat up....

*slap slap*

 

I know you wouldn't punch me. Punches infact hurt. Haha...it was my asshole cousin who punched me in the face I didn't enjoy it. I don't enjoy unwanted pain. But when I visit feel free to just slap me in the face regularly.

 

I will.

 

Awesome! I have something to look forward to now.

 

That looks like an alien which makes me happy.

 

damn duplicate post.

I like it too.

 

Oh my flipping god. I have nothing to say which is rare for me. But i'm really enjoying having you to keep me company.