Fitness Snobs Are Annoying

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  1. Livingtitan

    Livingtitan Members

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    Currently I'm working on a college group project which consists of me, cheerleader, and this obese chick.

    On our first group meeting, the obese chick shows up and hour late.
    Tenminutes after she shows up cheerleader says she needs to go.

    Obese chick asks "Go where"? Cheerleader replies smugly "I have a
    workout planned, some of us need to maintain our figures you know". An
    with that she left.
    I mean was that necessary, I know she was late but c'mon. This project is gonna blow.
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    so your study group consists of an inconsiderate procrastinator, a bitch, and a behind-their-back shit talker. yeah, it's probably going to blow.
     
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  3. Livingtitan

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    Lol,at least I'm venting to strangers.
     
  4. abarambling

    abarambling Banned

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    Sounds to me like the cheerleader was upset about the girl being late and attacked her with the most obivious insult she could think of. If it wasn't about her obesity it would have been about something else that the cheerleader could have easily thought of. So, I don't think fitness or lack of was the real issue here. The issue was that the girl came late and the cheerleader got upset. The issue is more about a group of people that are completely different from each other not knowing and possibly not wanting to work together.
     
  5. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    How cool would it be if next time the cheerleader is an hour late, then 10 minutes later the fat chick walks out and exclaims “some of us have to eat you know”


    Hotwater
     
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  6. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    in 20 years, or maybe ten, the artist might be no more then five or ten pounds lighter, but dollars to doughnuts, the "fitness" nut, will have blown up like a balloon.
    (when she starts nervious eating after she realizes, that with her attitude, all her sexy body is going to get her, is an endless train of one night stands)
    (pity you project doesn't have that long, or perhaps you could interview former fitness nuts, who are 20 years older, and by comparison, those people who have spent the same part of their lives, exercising their mind)
     
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  7. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    20 years? That’s why timing is everything.

    [SIZE=11pt]You’ve gotta screw the cheerleader when she’s in her prime and still smokin’ hot [/SIZE][​IMG]






    [SIZE=11pt]Hotwater[/SIZE]
     
  8. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Lol, so the other girl was an hour late, but you are angrier at the one you want to nail
     
  9. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    If I was the fat chick I would have responded "I have a figure to maintain as well.... with a half dozen bear claws." Oh snap!

    Oh, and that girl isn't a fitness snob... she's just a ****.
     
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  10. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Nothing is harder than being assigned partners that you do not mesh with. Makes it difficult to complete projects in a productive way.
     
  11. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

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    Way back when I was trying to look good for Disco, I joined a gym. I was 135 lbs and 6 feet tall back then, so I looked like a tall toothpick working the far end of the weight rack. Daily I caught shit from guys 50 to 100 pounds heavier. Always telling me I needed to eat and that I was wasting my money and their time since resetting the weight pins was too much of an effort for them. But I was a demon on the dance floor and have the trophies to prove it. I also dated about 700% more than before I started dancing. When I arrived at boot camp I was 140 lbs. When I got out 2 months later I was 160 lbs and not an ounce of fat.

    As to the players in this drama, chubby gal must be getting all the action she can handle, even if it's from an AYCE buffet. Cheerleader chick probably hands out fat insults like candy already. Being late, seriously late and then acting like it's no big deal, likely made the fat dump slightly more convenient. But I'm sure it's a hair trigger. Every cheerleader I knew was an arrogant bitch. Even the "Christian" cheerleaders who prayed in a circle before a game, were bitches.

    Ultimately I didn't care. I had grown women who wanted to dance with me.

    These days I get my fitness when I travel. Otherwise I'm really not that concerned with it. But I still know a few fitness snobs. I get to know them when they are recovering from CrossFit injuries, using similar weight settings as my beat to hell old frame. People who are body snobbish, don't fully understand time.
     
  12. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    uh oh she fat shamed her some social justice warrior better go complain about it online.
     
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  13. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    lol know what's worse? fat people. they're fucking everywhere and most of them smell like body odor
     
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    [SIZE=11pt]The term pleasingly plump was PC long before the term politically correct was even invented [/SIZE][​IMG]


    [SIZE=11pt]Hotwater[/SIZE]
     
  15. Piaf

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    People who show up an hour late are more annoying than fitness snobs.
    That's so disrespectful, a whole hour late.
    I would definitely not want to do a project with her.
     
  16. Pieceofmyheart

    Pieceofmyheart Grumpy old bitch HipForums Supporter

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    Right...so disrespectful to leave someone waiting. People like that get on my last nerve.
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    sounds like the intro to a really awful porn scene
     

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