first thing you ever stuck up your butt?

the lincoln log sandwich thread got me thinking

mine was a lincoln log when i was a young boy

 

A home entertainment system.

 

you mean the clicker?

 

No, the system... with speakers and all.

I had surround sound coming out of my ass for a week.

 

I'm pretty sure it was a pineapple with a running chainsaw attached to it.

 

I think it must've been a some sort of rod although I was unaware at the time.




I walked away and heard someone muttering.... "man that chick has a pole shoved up her ass".


I am kidding as I am the one to be the pole-up the ass caller in most situations.

 

First thing I ever stuck up my butt? My head, of course.

 

umm finger

 

this is meant to be a serious thread

for instance, other kids used to say my toys smelled liked doo doo

 

<--Never shoved things up butt

 

^ sureee