first date

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by mariecstasy, May 13, 2004.

  1. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    Bad Start To A Date

    Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend, Paul, slumped over the bar. He
    walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that
    beautiful girl at work that I
    wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes,"
    replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked
    up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff,
    "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul,
    "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped
    my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff.
    "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her door bell. She answered it in
    the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?"
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    "I kicked her in the face."
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    thats a true story.
     
  3. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

    very predictable. either that or ive heard it before, which is probly the case

    nonetheless twas funny
     
  4. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    Shit, I've done that!!!
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    see... I told you it was a true story!!!!
     
  6. halloweenriot

    halloweenriot Member

    CNN is reporting that U.S. soldiers at the Abu Ghraib Prison have been duct taping Iraqi prisoners' penises together and making them race each other in three-leg type races.
     
  7. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    did you think of volunteering for it halloween?
     
  8. halloweenriot

    halloweenriot Member

    Heck no - Iraqi’s smell – I don’t even like having one as my cab driver, I sure the hell wouldn’t want to be taped to one.
     
  9. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    glued maybe??????
     
  10. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    syran wrapped?
     
  11. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Velcro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

    bungee cord.

    Then it would snap back and bruise your leg.
     
  13. Peace

    Peace In complete harmony.

    I would rather not have my penis connected to any other penis in any way. Maybe thats just me.
    -Peace
     
  14. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

    Have you tried it? If not, then how do you know you wouldn't like it?
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    go ahead and try it peace, boosh is offerin'
     
  16. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    I think it's funny...
     
  17. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

    what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?























    ....nothing you already told her twice
     

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