first date

Bad Start To A Date

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend, Paul, slumped over the bar. He
walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that
beautiful girl at work that I
wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes,"
replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked
up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff,
"When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul,
"but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped
my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her door bell. She answered it in
the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?"
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"I kicked her in the face."

 

thats a true story.

 

very predictable. either that or ive heard it before, which is probly the case

nonetheless twas funny

 

Shit, I've done that!!!

 

see... I told you it was a true story!!!!

 

CNN is reporting that U.S. soldiers at the Abu Ghraib Prison have been duct taping Iraqi prisoners' penises together and making them race each other in three-leg type races.

 

did you think of volunteering for it halloween?

 

Heck no - Iraqi’s smell – I don’t even like having one as my cab driver, I sure the hell wouldn’t want to be taped to one.

 

glued maybe??????

 

syran wrapped?

 

Velcro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

bungee cord.

Then it would snap back and bruise your leg.

 

I would rather not have my penis connected to any other penis in any way. Maybe thats just me.
-Peace

 

Have you tried it? If not, then how do you know you wouldn't like it?

 

go ahead and try it peace, boosh is offerin'

 

I think it's funny...

 

what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?























....nothing you already told her twice