Finally

I feel like you do.

 

Soft and smooth until you reach your stubbly legs?

 

tired?

 

like you need to quit smoking and start exercising more?

 

Like a sweaty, slightly moist vagina?

 

All of the above.

 

I feel like a sweaty, stinky, utterless mad cow..

Actually, I feel like a shoe...

 

So you're enigmatic, are you?

 

like your really thirsty but too lazy to sneak around trying to not make any noise just for a glass of water? and not wanting the run the water too loud because then your mom might wake up all angry at you? so now you're thinking of going to get some water from the washroom sink instead? is that how you feel? wow. now we can relate.

 

I feel like a glass of orange juice.

 

You feel like a stranger?

 

No man is an island entire of itself... therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee. I'm only a stranger at home.