Fight Over Fart Leads To Blows At Sloppy Joe’S

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article83320742.html


So, would you start a fight with someone over a fart?

 

That's stupid but no more stupid than these guys.........

Thieves Engage in a Five-Hour Standoff Against Cops for Quiche

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Recently, two men decided to break into a local diner after hours and helped themselves to several plates of Quiche. The police happened to drive by and see the bandits and
following a tense five-hour standoff as the men barricaded themselves inside the restaurant with knives - they finally surrendered to the police

The owners of the cafe, arriving on scene in the early morning hours before the standoff finally ended, just shrugged and admitted they made very good quiche

Hotwater

 

Pretty soon farting will become illegal.....lol

 

After Sharing This Website With rOllinstoned For Years I Doubt Any HF's Member Would Even Notice A Fart...... :b0230:



Cheers Glen.

 

I can't believe it's deemed newsworthy. WTF is wrong with the world?!

 

Surely this story should have pride of place in the "Latest News" section of HF?

 

i have before, and i will again.

 

Perhaps the decent thing to do would be for the antagonist and protagonist to have a "fart-off" at dawn,
preferably in a sealed room so as not to affect any innocent bystanders.

 

When you think about it... speech is essentially flapping our together meat and pushing out air. I'm sure aliens would find it pretty gross.

And no. Unless it was a stranger purposefully farting on me. Then probably so.

Although I would later wonder if it was a strange form of political protest.