Females working in movie theaters are really stupid

I finally realized that.

You guys know what I'm talking about. I went to the movies today and got some puffed corn (I call it puffed corn because only inbred hick farmers call it popcorn). Anyway I'm a part time model you see...and I was talking to my agent on my blackberry (brag) and the lady behind the counter asked if I wanted butter on it. I was like "WHY EVEN ASK YOU DUMB ****?!". I was so pissed. Like, really who doesn't want butter on their puffed corn? It was so obnoxious of her to interrupt my very important phone call. By the time that douche got my puffed corn fixed I was so exasperated that I just threw it right back in her face. Anyway the manager came out and told me to leave and never come back. I didn't even get to see the Michael Moore film that was playing. Stupid cunts like this need to be dealt with, am I right?

Discuss...

 

geeze, what took you so long.

 

I really hope you are not serious

 

You make me think of the mighty cowpie. Come on Bronson you've done this song and dance before. It's too soon....people will remember the last thread about the syrup.

 

I wedgied a guy who said puffed corn tonight.

Weird.

 

Bronson's threads remind me of a guy who came to the forums years ago named Flux. Bet it's the same guy.

 

man, haha...these stories...haha, i can't wait till this guy gets beat with a baseball bat

 

People who eat puff's corn with butter are usually fat inbred rednecks.

 

Because you are an inbred hick farmer.

 

I knew a guy who had a blackberry and called it popcorn. He was always a douche to waiters.

I stabbed him with a razor blade in art class.

 

Flux was a little funnier.

at this point it should be obvious that this Bronson character isn't legit.

 

Why dont you join the rest of civilization and get off you cellular device while in line ordering... Cant wait till Technology immobilizes Cell phones at the doors of movie theaters.. And because of actions like yours that will result in the use of this technology.. I have a handheld disabling device that I use on the bus... Only good for about 60ft...Annoying ppl on cell phones I despise more than Crackhead!

 

I need to know how this is done.

 

So this guy's back. lol

 

lol, that's what I was about to ask.

 

Use the corner. Also, they gave a bunch of teenagers razorblades in art class.

 

I found that funny.






Oh my god. Fucking stab me with a razor blade mitok.

 

Way to catch on!

 

I have never heard anyone call it puffed corn. what a load of shit that only inbred farmers call it popcorn.

Now where is my bullshit button?!?
and not everyone likes butter on their popcorn, i rather have a sugar/salt mix. if anyone threw popcorn at me, regardless of the situation, Id lunge. seems like you just like to whine and bitch when the slightest doesnt go your way just coz youre good looking. lighten the fuck up.

 

Hilder, lady, don't take things so seriously! Obviously the guy is a joker. He just has really BAD TASTE in humour.