Females: Pee standing?

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by ButtonGear, Sep 11, 2006.

  1. ButtonGear

    ButtonGear Member

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    Ok, maybe this is tangential to the "Man for a day" post, but a few years ago, I ran across a website extilling the vitues and techniques of teaching women to urinate in a full, upright standing position. Recently, the proprietor (proprietress?) off that site changed the page in order for her to push her little plastic device to aid females in this practice, but there are still sites (like www.myvag.net/pee/standing) out there explaining the "natural" technique.

    To you females on the forum, my questions on this are as follows:
    • How widespread is the practice of urinating while standing?
    • Have you aver tried it, and if so, when and how often?
    • How do you feel about the discussion of this? (disgusted? intrigued? etc.)
    • Any related stories to share?
     
  2. 06thenewsummeroflove

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    i remember trying it when i was younger, i was about 6 and had just found out that guys pee standing up. Sadly i wasnt successful. I really dont know of any girls who do it but i saw it done on the L Word, so it must be possible. I think its kind of interesting but i'll stay to sitting. Unless perhaps i have to pee outside then it would come in handy.
     
  3. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

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    i pee standing quite often,,,, tis real easy in a skirt or nude ... i dont generally pee standing in an actual bathroom but generally when outside i do

    bit harder with pants on or when balancing oneself over a urinal in a shit jack cuz the shit hole is just too gross n yer in a sub division in a city,,,,

    bother me to discuss,,, nah ,,,, some guys pee sittin so whats the big deal... ;)
     
  4. clementinexo

    clementinexo hip *****s sucks.

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    i peed while standing up once when i was very drunk... i ended up getting it all over the wall and floor but i still thought it was effin' hilarious...
     
  5. Bella_Donna

    Bella_Donna *Femme Fatale*

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    I'm a percher... Don't really sit, but definitely don't stand. I've tried standing before, but it's seems unneccesary. However, Shirley Manson's stand-up-peeing scene in Garbage's video for "Cherry Lips (Go, Baby, Go!)" always had a strange appeal for me...:p

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmZvNeF1CrU

    Pssst! Watch the very end...
     
  6. honeyhannah

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    I do it sometimes, just because, it comes to my mind and I do it. It's not difficult, I didn't need to be trained, I just did it. I like doing it b/c it's different. Why should I have to do it the same way all the time?
     
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  10. Malapascua

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    I was told they used to teach women in the armed forces how to uninate while standing.
    Don't know if they still do, or if it is true.
    I was told it had something to do with not contacting poison ivy while squatting in the woods.
    Who knows?
     
  11. katyismename

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    uhh i'd rather squat
    dont really feel like pissing all over my leg tbh haha.
     
  12. seaweedyness

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    i prefer to hang from z limb of a tree :p sounds goofy, but try it
     
  13. woodcat

    woodcat Senior Member

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    Standind, squating or sitting, I like watching a woman piss!!!
     
  14. PriceCheck

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    This is something I take issue with, sorry to dig up such an old thread to the "OMG old thread" nazis. If more women would learn to pee standing (and it's pretty friggin' easy if you're willing to TRY) we could get urinals in our public toilets. That would mean no more gigantic lineups for those of us who just want to empty our bladders and get on with our lives. Urinals take up less space so there could be more of them, and standers are much faster than those princesses who insist on building themselves a throne of toilet paper and then wait for someone to flush so no one will hear them wee.

    All you have to do is separate the inner labia and make sure they're out of the way, then apply some light pressure in front of the urethrus. If it runs down your leg then something is cutting into the stream, so reposition your hands and try again. After you master this you can learn to aim using your hips. Some people get it right away, most take many attempts (think 100's) before they're good at it. But if you're sick of wondering whether you'll piss your pants waiting in line at a public loo, for chrissakes TRY! Please? I want a urinal.
     
  15. RawAndNatural

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    I agree.

    I did once find a site that gave instructions about how to pee standing up without making a mess.

    They said for the woman to unzip just like a man and place her middle finger and index finger on each side of her labia, then to pull the whole vulva up a bit in order for the stream to clear the jeans.

    Next, they said that the stream would need to be started forcefully to clear the jeans, then to go all the way and finally end the steam abruptly as to not let the stream become weak and wet her pants.

    This site was not a porn or erotic site. It was only educational.

    Another site sold disposable cones for a woman to place on her vulva that would direct the stream forward while she stood straight up.
     
  16. cutemikeyboy

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    I'm all for girls to try new things. Standing, laying down, upside down... pee how you want to! I can pee inside my forskin and let it fill up like a water balloon before it bursts in a pee explosion
     

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