favorite quote/line

i'm pink therefore i'm spam

 

heres one:
you think you're hot snot on a golden platter, but all you are is a cold stale booger on a paper plate..

 

Wish in one hand and shit in the other. Then tell me which one fills up first.

 

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed from the domination of outward conditions.

 

'You can't make chicken salad.....out of chicken shit"

 

"What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good" - Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets

 

you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear

also: in the vernacular of the shepard, lets get the flock outta here.....

 

"What is nature except God?" - Seneca