favorite movie quotes

"Tech Support!!! Tech Support!!!"

Perfect line in a horrible movie...

 

jonny depp- "i can't see, fuck mook i've got no eyes"

 

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.... well thats true with everday except one....the day you die.

 

star trek II: the wrath of khan

khan: i have done far worse than kill you, ive hurt you and i wish to go on hurting you, marooned on a dead planet for all eternity....*whispers*buried alive

kirk: KKKKKKKHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!

 

Whoa you are so busted.

 

i know my doctor keeps telling me to mainline everclear if im gonna keep my strength up.

 

Jeff: ...why would she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning? Lloyd: I just figured she was a raging alcoholic!

 

Reservoir Dogs - You gonna bark all day little doggy, or you gonna bite?
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Office Space - I'm not lazy, I just don't care.
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Soulkeeper - Life is like a porno movie, you don't know what you're getting, but you hope for the best.
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Confessions of a dangerous mind - Hey, strawberry dick.
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Annie Hall - What's with all these awards? They're always giving out awards. Best Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler.
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Dumb and Dumber -
(In the wrong location)
Lloyd Christmas: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry Dunne: I was thinking the same thing.
Lloyd Christmas: That John Denver is full of shit, man.
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Donnie Darko -
Donnie: You are such a fuckass.
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
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Monty python and the holy grail -
God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...
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Almost Famous -
Dennis Hope: If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age fifty, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken.
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Ghostbusters -
Gozer: Are you a god?
Dr. Raymond Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then die.
Winston Zeddemore: Ray. When someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes.
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Snatch -
Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

 

"i was like nah bra the carborater is the radiater and it turned out he was right"

 

kip! one of the best characters out of that movie, other than jack black and 'bob'

 

WOAH. I just watched this movie in my AP European History class. I LOVED it, I definitely want to see it again.

 

Ghost World boasts the best scene ever:
Doug: And nature's nectar, wake-up juice. And give me six of these beef jerky's. I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll.
[Sidewinder Boss spots him]
Sidewinder Boss: Hey. Hey. How many times do I have to tell you? No shirt, no service. Get the hell out of my store. What do you think this is, Club Med?
Doug: It's called America, dude. Learn the rules.
Sidewinder Boss: "Learn the rules?" No, YOU learn the rules. We Greeks invented democracy.
Doug: You also invented homos.
Sidewinder Boss: Fuck you.
Doug: You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first.

 

"There are only four questions of value in life. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love." -Johnny Depp in Don Juan de Marco"

Those who love us, love us. And those who don't... May God turn their minds. And if they still don't, may God turn their ankles... So we will know them by their limp." - Bartender in Keeping The Faith

 

The Green Mile " What in the BLUE FUCK WAS THAT?"

 

But I am having an old friend for dinner.

 

We came to wreck everything. And ruin your life. God sent us.

Romper Stomper

 

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

 

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Haven't you heard? Conscience is dead.

Charlie Simms: No, I haven't heard.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Well, then, take the fuckin' WAX OUTTA YOUR EARS! GROW UP! It's fuck your buddy, cheat on your wife, call your mother on Mother's Day! Charlie, it's all shit.

 

Why don't you try stick your head up your ass. See if it fits.


Tony Montana.

 

"no matter where you go, there you are", its from buckaroo banasai in the 8th dimension. (though it may have been re-quoted other places since)
"outnumbered, yes; out maneuvered; maybe, out classed; never", and i have no idea what it was from, i just remember having it on a badgamint button once upon a time.
"its not the little green pieces of paper that are unhappy". that one is from doug adam's restaurant at the end of the universe, don't remember whether it was dent or prefect who said it.

its usually not the words or the actors i remember, but the scenery, architecture and technology, even if its really "primitive" technology like in quest for fire.
(i know i'm weird, but i frequently find the props and miniatures more interesting then the actors or even the story)