Favorite movie quotes

What is yours?

I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.

You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?

So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it

 

lol what movies are those?

My favourites are:

It's fucking vodka! - Up in smoke
The dishes are done, man! - Adventures in Babysitting

 

friday,half baked super troopers,American History X

 

I love don't tell mom the babysisters dead.

 

Dante: "Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion."

Grandma's Boy

 

hahaha really, one the hardest times i ever laughed was during the movie handcock.

"i smell alcohol on your breath"
"bitch, i been drinkin"

 

Mickey: [starts talking incoherently] I want the hector two roof lights, with the discover cushions and the matching side stripe caravan. Right. And she's terribly partial to the periwinkle blue, boss. Have I made myself clear, lads?

Turkish: Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey. Just give me one minute to confer with my colleague.

[to Tommy]
Turkish: Did you understand a single word of what he just said?

Snatch

 

You know, I do believe this ship may sink

 

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a carton of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses... hit it!

 

Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.

 

Gordie: Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.

Gordie: I'll see ya.
Chris: Not if I see you first.

 

Gina: Well "Sinead O'Rebellion." Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior

Carolyn Burnham: Uh, whose car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!

Terry: Look, maybe my balls don't itch.
Buddy: All balls itch! It's a fact!

 

-"Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab!"

-"Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!
Dr. Gonzo: Don't tell me these things. Not now man."

pretty much every line from fear and loathing in las vegas!

 

"You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

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"So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that ****** gene."

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Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say what again. Say what again, motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

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Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

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William Blake: If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite.

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Nobody: That weapon will replace your tongue. You will learn to speak through it. And your poetry will now be written with blood.

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'There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.'

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Heres Johnny-The Shining

 

Lisa: We are very rare and we are mostly men.
Janet: Lisa thinks she's hot shit cause she's a sociopath.
Cynthia: I'm a sociopath.
Lisa: No, you're a dyke.

 

"oh man my car commited suicide!!"-pineapple express

 

Gonzo: I thought pirates had talking parrots as pets.
Long John Silver: Talking... parrots?
Polly Lobster: What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots, what's next - a singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park?

Mr. Samuel Erroll: Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight.
Captain Abraham Smollett: I didn't say that.
Mr. Samuel Erroll: I was just paraphrasing.

Gonzo: One leg, Jim, count'em, one.

Mr. Samuel Erroll: That will be 40 lashes and then you walk the plank.
Captain Abraham Smollett: I didn't say that, Mr. Erroll.
Mr. Samuel Erroll: I was anticipating your whim, sir.

 

Haha i would have to agree that cracked my shit up too.

also "Im getting that fo sho" haha superbad has so many good ones.

 

Tuco: I'm innocent! I'm just a simple farmer!
Sheriff: [shows Tuco the wanted poster] Come here, you! Just a simple farmer, eh? Who is this?
Tuco: Me?
Sheriff: Yeah, you.
Tuco: Who says so? You can't even read!
[the Sheriff rolls up the poster]
Tuco: Go ahead, roll it up! I'll give a good idea where to put it!