Fast Fwd Button..

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by AmericanTerrorist, Aug 29, 2013.

  1. Do you ever wish there was a giant fast fwd button you could hit to make it the next day or at least hours later? That is how I feel today.

    Oh if you haven't felt that... then what about pause or rewind buttons. Those would be pretty awesome at times too.
  2. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    I'd rather have a rewind button.

    there is a fast forward button, it's called alcohol

  3. Yeah, that ones not gonna work for me.

    Hmmm... sleep is another fast fwd button but not gonna work for me either as my son is waking up now.

    I want it to be tomorrow... this day is dragging so bad!

    (but yeah rewind today would suck. I could imagine some mean person hitting rewind and making this day last forever for me..that would suck. but sometimes when something great has happened, it would be nice to hit rewind over n over n over again.
    one more note.. our rewind, ffwd and pause buttons should effect only ourselves and not other people's realities!)
  4. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    I've thought about that, usually when I'm at the dentist.
  5. I would fast forward my sleeping time. I never remember my dreams anyway, so it's just a huge waste of my valuable time.
  6. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

    ^^^ this

    why haven't you taken up binge drinking? what kind of a mother are you anyways?
  7. I really need to grow the balls to even GO to the dentist. =/

    WTH....sleeping is awesome. I love, love, love sleep. :D

    ANYWAYS, it's still not even 6 pm here. Unfuckingbelievable.
    this day couldn't go any slower...
    BUT I know in two hours cason will go to sleep..
    then I can just be brain dead and sit here n not have to do shit...
    and then go to sleep
    and then it'll be tomorrow.
    it's really not that far away. (or so I keep telling myself...meanwhile that clock has been tellin me it's 5 something FOREVER)
  8. Why is sleeping awesome? Do you remember doing it and having a great time at it?

  9. two minutes til 6 pm here...finally!

    yes...I have a great time at sleep. of course so! and yes, I remember doing it. and even the parts I don't remember I know are a great time.
  10. 6 03...

    Now the 6's will drag on forever...

    Honestly...longest day ever.
  11. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    Bake something. It's a banana bread kind of evening.
  12. No bananas... but I am making a soup right now.

    And actually when I did all the dishes a little while ago that made time go fast too.

    I'm feeling lazy though to do too much else. :(
  13. I never remember it, that is why it seems so pointless to me. Some people say the dream world is the real, true world. In that case my real, true world would be void.

  14. I haven't had but one dream in the past year that I remember.
    For me..when I go to sleep I just slip into this beautiful BLISS... every muscle relaxed and totally at peace. I have been loving sleep lately.

    and I have an amazing ability to sleep long periods of time too. if I didn't have to wake up I could sleep 24 hours straight.
  15. You gotta be productive! Sleeping is not very productive.

  16. So not true!

    Sleep is when your body gets busy....healing if you're sick. Fighting off sickness.
    And it's when your brain processes information from the day (even if you don't remember dreams)...

    Sleep is actually very productive.
  17. But you are not making any money or helping society progress. I hope Human 2.0 will be able to operate without needing sleep.

  18. I'm not interested in helping society progress. I've given up on society.

    And my job (watching a two year old), NEVER earns me any money. How fair is that?
  19. To be honest, seeing that it is your choice to breed and grow a young it seems pretty fair to me.

  20. I was kidding.

    Although I did wish money grew on trees.


    (did in all seriousness I get all the money I need plus some without earning it so i'm good)

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