Farty Passenger Forces Flight To Make Emergency Landing

I fart in the bathroom when I travel. It's the polite thing to do.

 

LOL, good point. Just wipe me off after you get done

 

if you're sneezing out your butt, it's just in your best interest to stay in the bathroom.

 

You guys don't get it.

Unrelenting gas is the sign of an illness.

It doesn't mean you need to poop.

The passenger could have been confined to the restroom for the whole flight but I'm sure someone would have complained about that too.

 

We get it. The article doesn't go into any details of whether the passenger had a medical related issue or not. People complained to the passenger, he refused to stop farting, and the people that complained got kicked off the plane and taken into police custody.

 

I can't fart at will even to aggravate people; can you?

 

The article really does make it sound like he was purposely farting just to piss his seatmates off

Which is a hilarious scenario lol I almost wish it was true

But he probably couldn't help it, poor chap.Sort of a dumb reason to land a flight when you think about it. Just put your shirt over your nose like a good school kid and ignore it

 

Damn those terrorists are getting more creative,


1) Consume 3 large cans of Boston Baked Beans before take-off

2) Include 1 book of safety matches in carry-on

3) let her rip.

 

No I can't, but this isn't about me. The passenger might have had something to eat before his flight, that upset his stomach that day. At times that happens to me, but you know what? I take my happy ass to the bathroom if there's too many people around in close quarters or if it's too quiet to where I know I won't get away with it. Some folks don't care where they are or who they are with, they just let it all go. I'm so conscious about this, that I don't do it in front of my wife, at all. But that's just me I guess. I see you are passionate about these farts, and that's ok too. It is a fetish for some.

 

No one has ever gotten sick from farting? Have you ever watched any of the Jackass movies that made it to big screen?

 

My attorney has advised me to answer this question with: no comment

 

I would have wanted him to stay in the restroom as long as as he can't stop. Only to get out if another person has to use it.

 

Just before getting on a flight, however many hours in a pressurized cabin at high altitude

You'd have to be a bit of a dumbass not to realise thats not such a good idea

 

Everybody else is finding this funny

But I fly regularly, this kind of thing really grinds my gears

Thats a whole planeload of people, off on holidays or starting work somewhere, connecting flights

A couple hundred peoples plans ruined because some jackass just couldnt go fart in the toilet, or even the 4 that were fighting couldnt just go wander around the back of the plane for a while, those 4 were probably warned the plane would divert and land if they didnt stop

 

She was being sarcastic, because the individual was doing a selfless service by giving blood to those in need. Some people really don't know you shouldn't fly for so many hours (or how ever long), after giving blood. Where you think that's common sense, but some folks aren't tracking, unless it's specifically briefed to them by the nurse.

 

I knew that was coming. Just a matter of time.