I hope you have as much fun reading this as I did writing it. Enjoy! Bomb farts, egg farts, Silent but deadly's, And farts that make people, Leave the room. Musical farts, lingering farts, Bubble farts, slide out farts, Farts that cry of an imprisoned turd. The angered and angry with you fart. The spitting wet fart. Bathtub and shower farts. Dog farts, cat farts, oh my! Farts that you can taste, Farts you know are your's, But blame them on someone else. Ladies farts, baby farts, Hey! It was me, It was you! What the hell did you eat?!? Spicy farts-burning farts, The jog fart, the uh-oh, The pause and lift leg fart, Sleeping fart, the toot toot! The responding fart, sneeze fart, Damn that one came from me? Rumble and tumble outs. I fart, old fart, you fart, Don't deny the art of the fart, And may the fart be with you.
