Farting

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I fart...and I laugh when I do it...

If you don't pass gas, it's really bad for your body...just to let you know...

 

Its best to have a sense of humor about things that go happen to our body that we cannot control. Why not? Its just farting.

 

My roommate and I practice high fives for flatulance. It's quite simple, self-explanatory, really. Best in the morning, for me at least.

 

I learned that on Oprah!!!!!!!



Come on, now. everybody freaking farts!!!!!!!!

 

i love farting while driving and locking all the windows so they can't be rolled down

 

I have mastered the art of silent farting. People never know it was me... never!

Makes life so much more fun

 

Farting is kind of disgusting i can relate, but then you consider that everyones skin is covered with bacteria and fungi and that on the inside we're full of shit, piss, organs and blood. personally the only thing about the human body remotley clean is the bones.

So in a way it is gross but it is also human so if i let these things bother me i go insane, because i am a biological creature i must accept it.


Short answer... no.

 

fart on a candle, if you're in luck you'll get a flamethrower effect , thus suppressing the smell.

WARNING. this may lead to severe asshole damage.

 

my Farts Don't Smell Unless I'm Ill...

So Generally...they're Just Loud...

makes me Giggle...

 

Oh puh-leeeeeze...everyone farts...and if you say you don't...you're a liar.

 

he heh heeee you're killing me !

Xac , you make me recall this movie , it was "pink flamingos" where at a certain point an infamous couple of perverts while crossing a forest was bitching about how unclean nature is with all those animals shitting , pissing and fucking around , finally concluding that someone should put an end to this filth by covering the earth in cement and wiping out the animals.

 

How can you NOT fart dude? lol

It really isn't something you can just stop.

 

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Farting is natural...and if you have to do it...you have to do it.

People seriously need to lighten up...sheesh

 

oh man, last night at the bar, my friend adam and i were playing pool and we just start farting. smelled pretty bad. we do it all the time. just fart and walk away haha

 

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I'd laugh too. Not all women are disgusted by it.

 

farting sucks

 

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