Farting!

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Peace-Phoenix, Oct 1, 2006.

  1. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Is it wrong to enjoy farting? Is it wrong to laugh at the sound it makes, even at this age? And why do people tell you off for doing them, we all do it - apparently 15 times a day on average? Sing it loud, sing it proud, that's what I say!

    Parp....
     
  2. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    should"nt this be in the music forum under wind instruments ........musshhy peas for a bubble bath :D
     
  3. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

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    Don't, my little ladies find it most amusing, especially when they go off when I'm asleep. The constant reminders to their mates is starting to wear a bit thin.
     
  4. PinkMoon

    PinkMoon Senior Member

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    hehe i love whizzpopping :)
     
  5. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    Botty coughing is the way forward :D
     
  6. PooBrain

    PooBrain Motson

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    15 times a day.. I can go 15 times in an hour on a good day!

    I fart for great britain and I'm proud! :D
     
  7. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Whizpop, Whizbang, feel the bubbles go down!
     
  8. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    The BFG is a legend.
     
  9. bokonon

    bokonon Senior Member

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    Wow...I don't think I've ever seen such support for farting in my life!

    I'm actually not a fan of farting in public...The way I look at it, I don't want to catch a whiff of anyone else's trumps, so in turn I keep mine under wraps.

    When I'm alone though, if I need to, there's no holding 'em back. The feeling of relife is one we shouldn't deny ourselves (in private) ;)
     
  10. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    farted farted yer gone a bit too far you do it in the bathroom you do it in the car easy led fart in bed yer gone a bit to far .:D .........chubby brown award goes to thread starter;)
     
  11. shedtroll

    shedtroll Peace, Love & Linux

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    Nothing beats a good loud fart!
     
  12. Harry Tuttle

    Harry Tuttle Member

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    Phhhhwaaaaarrrrrp!
     
  13. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    because if it ain't your own brand it fucking stinks.
     
  14. shedtroll

    shedtroll Peace, Love & Linux

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    Excactly...

    SILENT FART!!!
    That wasn't me.....
     
  15. Stoned Steve.

    Stoned Steve. Member

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  16. The Deer Hunter

    The Deer Hunter Member

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    i will never get tired of farting. always makes me laugh. i think its hilarious when someone rips one in public. and seeing people get so uptight about it makes it even funnier!
     
  17. Stoned Steve.

    Stoned Steve. Member

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    My farts don`t smell, :& well........ not always. :H
     
  18. lovesickdog

    lovesickdog Member

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    As long as you don't hold your other half's head under the covers after doing it then it's all good :)


    My housemate laughs whenever so0mebody burps/farts. His missus gets quite stroppty and complains about it being disgusting. iI's fucking natural love! Get over it.
     
  19. Harry Tuttle

    Harry Tuttle Member

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    Classic! *ROFL*
     
  20. PooBrain

    PooBrain Motson

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    Every man on here will be put off me in an instant now :D

    I had to check my pants when I got up as I did a reet old fart.. thought it followed through.. haha. why must I tell people this :p
     

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