Family pictures of my vacation last year.

Here's my kid.I took this first snapshot in Bermuda. The ozone levels were up so I wanted him to wear a cap.


Later on we went to a chinese hot buffet.


Here's my girl buying some cheap mexican stuff. She always winds up getting ripped by these guys. They wait for us tourists and take every buck they can.


Here's one of me. I never come out good on film. Just not photogeneticeth.

 

Sorry for the first pic.

Someone in heaven is using the phone.

 

Oh God you are hilarious I mean hilarious. God must be a man to make them so stupid yet funny.

 

God is God.

God is all.

God gets a 10% discount when he uses public transportation.

God never gets stuck behind a big column even if he doesn't tip the bouncer at the strip joint.

 

God is also hilarious.

 

You're a funny guy...okay, I'll bite. So, how did it feel to watch Alanis Morisette play you in the controversial film that pissed off the Catholic Church, the film called "Dogma"?

 

Haven't seen it. Thou wouldn't believe it - we don't even hath color tv here...