Fake talk

Tigers do not kill antelopes. Lions do.

Discuss.

 

Are you suggesting that Tigers and Antelopes should share the same cage at the zoo?


Hotwater

 

Technically speaking I was not, but it would be a great experiment.

 

It would be an interesting experiment for about 5 seconds


hotwater

 

Throw a bear in there and I'm game.

 

Lions, Tigers, and the Bears, oh my!


Hotwater

 

And a saltwater crocodile

 

if the antelopes out numbered those things, i bet that they'd totally pwn them all.

 

and zoo attendance would skyrocket for that day

 

a picky tiger won't eat an antilope but a STARVING one will and well..

 

dont tigers live in jungles, and antelopes in the african grasslands? or am i totally mixed up?

i imagine a tiger would kill an antelope if it lived on the same continent.

 

You are a smart girl.

 

thank you! but lets not get carried away here...

 

Tiger might be better suited at hunting zebras because they both have stripes

 

Thats racist.

 

Shit, I didn't even realize that it could be taken that way. I was thinking more in the ways of blending in with the zebra and they wouldn't even notice. Or maybe I'm subconcouisly racist and need some help to stop being this way. Or maybe Im getting overly politically correct. Or maybe I am a tiger and think stripes are superior. Or maybe I like lions and think stripes are subordinate. Maybe, I'm in favor of "serperate but equal" things. MY mind questions everything now that Im a racist

 

HAhahaha! Cool.

 

I think the next real world scenario should include kindsa animals not human that prolly wont get along. The Real World: SHanghai Zoo.....

 

I suggest donating a few human kids to a zoo so they can be put in a caveman exhibit.

Ohhh the controversy that would ensue.....

 

i thought natural history museums had caveman exhibits, not zoos...?