Expiration dates

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  1. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    My wife always checks the expiration dates on everything she buys.
    I just look to see if anything's oozing out of the can or package, if not, it's good enough for me.

    Yesterday she picked up a can of chunky chicken, name band mind you, and of course she checked the expiration date.

    It was July 9, 2420.
    That's 403 years.
    By July 10 it'll be no good.

    The Norwegian Canning Museum has canned sardines that are 100 years old and still edible, if you like sardines. Canned food was recovered from a sunken steamboat in the Missouri river that was still edible after 109 years, and 3,000 year old honey has been found in Egypt that was perfectly good to eat...and still sweet.

    So we bought every can in the store. Now we're planning to will them all to our descendants, if we don't need them ourselves for the zombie apocalypse.
    My wife is worried that they might not have can openers in 2420 but I figure they'll have cybernetic implants by then so no problem. But then again if they have cybernetic implants they might not need canned chicken so maybe we should stock up on 30 weight oil or WD40 instead.

    [​IMG]
    For the kids.
     
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  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Your posts are highly annoying.

    Anyhow, I always check the date on shit because I am neurotic like that.
     
  3. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    To each his own.
    I never force anyone to read my posts.
     
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  4. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    do you have a picture?

    i highly doubt it says 2420

    and if it does any normal person would know its a typo
     
  5. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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  6. SpacemanSpiff

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    obvious printing error

    should say july 2024


    i apologize though for my abundance of common sense
     
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  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I scored a 600ml Farmers union Ice coffee the other day for 37 cents, because the expiry date said that day.

    I was happy, and it was perfectly not off
     
  8. Moonglow181

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    Your post made me laugh,. so thank you for that today.....nothing but tears and anger here lately, so any comic relief is celebrated by me.... I guess I better go finish cleaning this house and try to get calm again......not easy these days.

    but lol, to if its not oozing stuff out, it is good enough for you, and on the topic here, they always stock the cans and food that have the earliest expiration dates in the front and the later expiration date ones way in the back.
     
  9. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    said the expert :)

    I toss several items out of my food donation every month because rich fucks think us poor fucks dont mind eating stale garbage that is past date
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i dont even think we have expiry dates here....they usually say best before
     
  11. Americunt

    Americunt Corporate Hack

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    July 24, 2020
    Maybe you'll get lucky and the zombie apocalypse will come sooner!
     
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  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    yeah

    should stock pile it next to your chainsaw AR-15
     
  13. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    July 24 2020 there, genius
     
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  14. magickman

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    My truck came with a sticker on the rear window, "Zombie Apocalypse Response Team".

    My daughter loved it...I'm predicting the Zombie Apocalypse will occur soon. Aftereffects of North Korea nuclear meltdown sweeping across the globe.

    Flight 370 might be a factor...?
     
  15. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Wait!


    Sardines are edible?
     
  16. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    I say that with nothing but love. You know that right?
     
  17. themnax

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    the thing i've been told to look out for, is when something starts to rot, it out gasses, from the chemical reactions involved.
    the resulting increase in pressure from the contents, will cause the packaging to deform outwards.
    so if the can or other packaging has outward bulges, that's really a super good sign of a high risk of serious illness from eating it.

    now the thing about pull dates, is that they exist for a lot of different reasons, and protecting your health may sometimes be secondary or even tertiary among them.
    but they are a warning to exercize caution. and basically, to cook thoroughly enough to kill whatever bugs may have been born in them.

    extremes of heat and cold (cooking/baking, and freezing) do reduce risk (but aren't foolproof when you see obvious problems).
     
  18. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    Always rotate your stock:
    [​IMG]
     
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