Excuses for having money....

Your parents find your stash of money. What is the excuses you guys would use to have money left and right?

 

my stash of money.....thats probably the funniest thing i've heard all day.

 

if you're worried, put it in a fucking bank. you're 18, right? its not like you need permission, or they need to know about it or anything.

 

tell em you've been barbacking on Friday nights and get paid in cash tips. You're worried about a stash of cash but not the new luxury car you wanted to buy?

 

haha no, because I told them I'm making payments on that car so that flies high. But when you got stashes of cash, to where you don't have a job that makes that much. Not saying I do, because I'm not gonna get robbed. haha But anyway just looking to hear some of the excuses you guys have used.

 

I've never needed excuses because my financial business is my business just as my dad's (well parents) is their business. don't ask don't tell

 

exactly.

but seriously, why don't you have a bank account? best place to keep money out of site is in a vault with tons of other folks' cash.

 

just tell them that u always keep a stash of money to save up like u take out 5 bucks from each check and saved and saved

 

you supposidly have a 40,000$ car yet are scared of parents finding your cash?

*yawn

 

Just tell them youve been saving up for a long time and havnt had time to go to the bank. If you dont want to put it in the bank find a really good hiding spot in your room or something.

 

I remember at school last year I was searched by the principle and had $1800 on me all in $100's,$50's and 20's. He called up my mom because it was "suspicious" and she bitched out the principle because they had no right to search me in the first place and second it dosent matter how much money you have on you. I just told my parents I was going to the bank after school because I had to work right after school. They probably wanted to believe me but they knew the truth....

My best advice, just hide it well. Though you could just say its from working and doing side jobs. hehe side jobs

 

just say its from selling drugs

 

Just tell them you stole it from some soccer mom or some shit. They'll understand.

 

I had $1,700 in twenties on my table the other day when my parents came over. They asked what it was for and I told 'em it was for a half pound. They just shrugged kind of confused.

 

was it for a hp?

 

Yup, I ended up needing an extra 1.5 oz on top of the hp which brought the bill up to $1,950, which is now the most I've ever paid for bud at one time. It's some Blind Panther.

 

Nice dude.

 

OP: Why do you still live with your parents if you are such a big money hustler?

 

You can be 18 and still be in highschool.

Anyway it depends on how much you have, but you could just say that's how much money you've saved up so far and you haven't put any in the bank. I never keep money in the bank EVER as I'm waiting for the stock market crash that's gonna happen.

 

you tell your parents... "i could have you killed for less than you found"