I'm just curious, what kinds of excuses or coverups do you try to pull when someone discovers the embarrassing evidence that you have masturbated?
when im cought i go "quickly get some help may hand is fighting my dick. I cant stop it run, hurry. now the other hand is rubbing my balls the way i like it. run before it....ahhhhhh......ummm sorry about the eye." i heard something like this from a comedian once ive always wanted to use it
I'm perfectly comfortable with my masturbating & I can see no reason to devise any sort of excuse to deny the fact that I do so. It's a perfectly natural & healthy activity, so promote the fact rather than hide it.
