Excuse me......I'm Stoned

Here are some pics of me from a few days ago after I got back from the weedman's house. I was quite stoned.

 

Yeah, we know you smoke pot. Congratulations.

 

Haha, nice pics, Top. You may want to think of having that plastic surgery whereby they inject your butt into your lips, you look very sophisticated with those Angelina lips in picture #1.

Looks like a swell time was had -- lots of peace

 

The lip injections don't sound like an all too bad Idea, but I'm on xanax now, so my mind is a little twizted. Still may feel the same way when I read it tomorrow.

And yes.....a good time was had. We smoked at least a 1/2oz by the time I took that pic, so I was feeling magnabulous:spliff:

 

Thanks for the congrats matt, even though I know you were being sarcastic as shit, it's cool. I just like to chronicle my psychoactive enduglences:spliff: (I overuse the :spliff:smiley, I know, but I love that fookin smiley).

Drink one for me Matt.

 

I certainly hope the ride was enjoyable.

Sometimes I miss smoking...

 

you look like Frankenstien

 

Your lips look like a very meaty vagina in the first picture....

I'd stick it in.

 

in the second one you actually look your age..sorta..instead of a 14 yr old boy
i mean that in a nice way even though it doesn't sound it

 

hahaha thanks. And no, it doesn't sound nice, but only because I enjoy looking young for my age. It throws people off:spliff:

 

lol feel free Wash those socks first, though.

 

But, but, but...........I don't wanna!

My stanky ass socks give me personality.

I'm like the Fonz. Or not.

 

Well, then you're gonna have to stay away from my pussy mouth....sorry

 

BTW, just to clarify, that's actually my tongue on the top.....not my lip:tongue:

 

But, your pussy mouth is so hot. I can hold onto your ears and just drill you. :tongue:

For you, i'll wash the socks. But only the once.

Seriously though, looking good.

 

hahaha you really are insane. You don't HAVE to wash your socks. You could tie some plastic bags around them and keep them at a distance from my nasal region, if you can help it.

 

I really am losing it lately. It's all good though. It's all gravy. Sanity is relative, and honey, I stopped going to the family reunions years ago.

Plastic bags? Nah. We don't need no stinkin' plastic bags.

Febreeze is the ONLY way to go.

 

Fabreeze may work.