there's a young man with hats, an artist formerly known as Evilhippy... now he's Orsinoooooooooooooo Hall! (Orsino=arsenio hall.. I dunno. ?)
And Viola is in love with him, so she pretends to be a man so she can be his page, and then when delivering a ring for another man, the lady falls in love with her, thinking she's a man, and the other guy is in love with the lady....and then Viola's twin BROTHER comes along, as if it weren't already confusing enough... Plus there's lots of wild drunkeness. Shakespeare is so fucking cool...