Everyone sing along!!!!

All together now! Aaaaaaaaand

"Outta my way I'm drunk as hell!!!!

I'll blow your house away like a'ringing a bell!!

Pushed to the floor with the wiskey flowing

I gotta pour a shot, I gotta get going!

You dont understand, you dont give a dam!

12 oz mouse!
12 oz mouse!
12 oz mouse!
12 oz mouse!

Jet cars rolling and rolling so long

We're cranken up tunes and singing along

Cars full of wiskey and a brand new bong!"

 

even if it doesn't make sense
we'll sing along
the music just stinks
and we need a brand new song
S

 

fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

this thread sucks, but nobody cares,
lets shave off our pubic hairs.

 

Shave it, shave it
then we will learn
the pain and pleasure
of razor burn
S

 

Now this thread is getting good
I read about some guy's penis hood
That thread is really fun
His wanker chafes along his bum

 

on christmas day you all will see
how fun and joyfull shaving can be
one by land and two by sea
i shave my balls so easily

 

after you've shaved off
all your pubes
lift up your cock
it feels so smooth

(its at times like this its good to ask our selves what are we doing with our lives)
S

 

i don't shave
i prefer to wax
back to front
and along my crack

 

Yawn.

All you people voted for John Kerry.

And you killed Santa Clause.