Everyday tragedies

Name the annoying things that happen to you every now and then that really aren't worth mentioning.

For me it would have to be the following:

When I flip my pancake and it folds over on itself or breaks into pieces
When my pubes get stuck in my belt buckle
When I try to pee and it goes in four different directions
When i'm making a spicy dish and I accidently spill about 4 tablespoons of chilli powder into it
When two people drive side by side, under the speed limit, at the same speed, so that I can't overtake either of them.
When I greet someone and I can't decide whether to say howsitgoin? or g'day and it comes out as 'h'day'.

 

When...

I wake up I have to roll out of bed because my joints are so stiff it hurts to just sit up.

I want to wash my clothes but can't because my mom decided to use my laundry day for hers.

My dog takes forever to piss outside when it's cold or raining.

I'm in a hurry everyone drives like their car is going to break down if they go above 45 mph.

 

When...
the pot of coffee is empty and I have to make more.
I wake up to no cigarettes.
Fruit is unripe when I want to eat it.
My Siamese cat begins to moan, scream, and bitch.
Forgetting to not wash clothes in hot water and taking a shower at the same time.

 

When I get depressed for no reason

When I hurt and I feel bad because I cant do what I want to do

When I am supposed to be working but dont feel like it

When I go to take a step and my knees pop like crazy.

When I whine and bitch about it because it makes me sound like a whimp.

 

when I have to make the lap for a lens that I have to make with entirely too much cyl
when I realize my clock needs to be reset because of a power outage
when I have little neurological glitches.

 

when my pip gets so clogged i either have to clean it or just smoke the pipe
when my baked potato is still hard in the middle
when my daughter forgets to pull the back of her shirt up when she pees and well just guess.

 

When I take a piss and a minute later realise I need to crap too

 

-When my dog pees on the blankets and I have to do another load of fucking laundry
-When the sink clogs up on both sides and it's full of yucky dishes and dead flies

 

the dreaded half flush.

 

when I decide to clean out my room and stop 85% through the process.

and then it's 11pm and I'm tired and don't really feel like finishing.. but know I will never be able to sleep with my room in it's current state

 

when dropped toast lands on the buttered or jammed side
a flat tire never happens till you have an important appointment
all the cups are dirty so you have to drink from a bowl
ordering chinese and theyre out of bean sprouts
getting to the movies late and the only open seats are between two old ladies front center row

 

When one of your apps on your computer stops working because of a corrupted harddrive sector

when a hard drive dies

when guitar strings break.

 

When I dont get enough sleep, and I have to wake up early.
When I break a nail, and its close to the soft skin underneath.
When I have to use a public washroom.
When I lose my lipstick.
When I do not dress appropriately for the weather.

 

When I've lost my socks
when I've lost a shoe
when I can't drive.
when the weather just sucks.

 

When my hands are dry, and there is no hand cream.
When my phone dies because its so old and shitastic.
When theres nothing decent on the radio.

 

when i wake up and have to get out of bed.

 

when my socks get holes in them
when I run in the cold and I feel like I'm near death because of the cold air entering my lungs

lol @ Cate saying "washroom" lol

 

hahaha! Well uhhmmm excuse me! There are no public 'bath' rooms :tongue:

 

haha, true, I never thought of it like that.

and I'minmyunderwear, that answer was so emo of you, lol

 

undies, you are so emo. stop being emo. emo.